PL Contest

[Caiahar]

@occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P




There were 3 Chinese people, who came to the U.S. they didn't know any English.
So they turned on their radio, and started listening.
First came, "Yes company, we always say yes!"
Chinese No.1 learned "Yes"
Then came an ad, "WE have clean forks n knives! *singing* Forks n knives forks n knives!"
Chinese No.2 learned "Forks n Knives, Forks n Knives!"
Then came a trash ad, "Call 871 today! We clean your trash! *song* In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"
Chinese No.3 learned "In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"

They all went to a restaurant.
A waiter came and said, @ would you like to eat kind sirs?"
Chinese No.1 replied, "Yes."
Waiter said, "What would you like to eat?"
Chinese No.2 said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!"
Waiter became puzzled, and asked one more time, "Where would you like to eat?
Chinese No.3 said, "In the dumpster, in THE DUMPSTER."

All three of them got kicked out of the restaurant, and they wandered until they came to a crime scene.
A reporter asked them, "Did you kill this boy?", holding a poster.
Chinese 1, "Yes."
Baffled and angry, "WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH?!" Shouted the reporter.
Chinese 2 gleefully said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!!"
A police officer came and said, "Where did you put the boys dead body?"
Chinese 3 said smiling, "In da dumpster, IN DA DUMPSTER!"

[Thrall Wire]

@occultformula: I heard dat a gazillion time at friends :P




There were 3 Chinese people, who came to the U.S. they didn't know any English.
So they turned on their radio, and started listening.
First came, "Yes company, we always say yes!"
Chinese No.1 learned "Yes"
Then came an ad, "WE have clean forks n knives! *singing* Forks n knives forks n knives!"
Chinese No.2 learned "Forks n Knives, Forks n Knives!"
Then came a trash ad, "Call 871 today! We clean your trash! *song* In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"
Chinese No.3 learned "In the dumpster, in the dumpster!"

They all went to a restaurant.
A waiter came and said, @ would you like to eat kind sirs?"
Chinese No.1 replied, "Yes."
Waiter said, "What would you like to eat?"
Chinese No.2 said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!"
Waiter became puzzled, and asked one more time, "Where would you like to eat?
Chinese No.3 said, "In the dumpster, in THE DUMPSTER."

All three of them got kicked out of the restaurant, and they wandered until they came to a crime scene.
A reporter asked them, "Did you kill this boy?", holding a poster.
Chinese 1, "Yes."
Baffled and angry, "WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH?!" Shouted the reporter.
Chinese 2 gleefully said, "Forks'N'Knives, Forks'N'Knives!!"
A police officer came and said, "Where did you put the boys dead body?"
Chinese 3 said smiling, "In da dumpster, IN DA DUMPSTER!"

wow isnt tat slightly racist?