While I certainly do expect to use the Android version, I will primarily use my iOS device... As I feel pompous and superior for having an iOS device I am thinking that our community needs to come up with a non-offensive yet slightly derogatory name for Android users... What do you think?

Here's some ideas:
Andies
Twinkoids
Dros
Roiders
Nooboids
New Fish
T'Paxx-Bait

This is meant to be good clean fun at other people's expense, so let's please avoid racist, scatological, and generally offensive words...