5-10k to who ever has the funniest joke
Contest is over oh we'll I'll private message the winner
5-10k to who ever has the funniest joke
Contest is over oh we'll I'll private message the winner
Last edited by Giftoflifee; 10-01-2013 at 04:51 PM.
Everytime i tell my dad that I'm cold...
"Hey Krone, go stand in the corner?"
"Uh, why dad?"
"Its 90 degrees!"
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First day in school,the teacher asked the children to name different things that have feet...one child says “the dog sir“.Teacher replys well done!Another child said “the lion sir“!Excellent replys the teacher!Then the teacher said “Only these things have feet children“?Then a child says “The heart sir has feet too!The teacher replys thats ridiculous!Heart cant have feet!Then the child says “Then why everytime i walk outside of my parents bedroom i hear my dad saying ,Open your legs my heart? “ ....
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^yeah... Maybe you should post a family friendly joke? :P
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