17 Oct
[Tomb Raiders in the Flesh]
The Race for Freedom never felt so good.
From the deepest depths of our darkest desires springs the
Special Arlorean Liberation Army of Daring Streakers (SALADS). (echo echo echo)
Sick of being bound by the blasphemous bondage of overpriced and rather ugly gear, our
Agents of Change at
Five Elements launched an investigatory investigation to investigate the origin of it all.
Our operatives made a horrific discovery. No, it's not about a Dev's video tape, that's in next week's news. The mobile game fashion industry has lied to STS about our gear being made in Italy by super-hot lady-smurfs of the Sighing Order (who are so beautiful that we bet they're definitely the Top 25 good-lookin' smurfs you can see on the street (Depending on the street))
No, my friends, our stock is
notlovingly hand-made by pin-up pixel pixies. They are mass-produced in the sweat shop dungeons of Outpost by nasty little goblins who've been sighted as extras in Japanese animes with unmentionable titles (not that we've personally sighted them). And that kind of low frame-rate is completely unacceptable. The mastermind behind it all is he-whose-name-nobody-ever-remembers.
It's the mid-boss of WT1.
Hence, SALADS was born (we travel light, no dressing, get it? ha-ha..er..).
Word is that you can only get into that special part of the dungeon by giving a secret code in body language . Unfortunately goblins never discovered glasses or contact lenses, so they make everyone strip to see everything clearly. They devised a clever device that detects equipped equips - we don't have a reason why they never invented airport-style body scanners. Goblin (il)logic. Anyway the point is, if u equip something they bring in WT1 midboss's body double. Mission fail.
It's time to fight at their level, my friends. Tonight we strip for liberation. Twice.
When :
Twice for Agents in opposite time zones.
All times in (+8 GMT)
Race 1 :Sat 8am-10am (Friday 5pm-7pm L.A., California time)
Race 2 :Sat 10pm-12mn (Sat 7am-9am L.A., California time)
How :
WT1 mid-boss never quite got over not making it as end-boss, so his OTT-ness is similar to short-goblin syndrome. He will not spare the pinches.
First, we gather at pier for a warm-up race.
And then, go in a full party of
4 Agentsand penetrate the enemy.
And then, gather at Guild Hall to celebrate our victory. Killwithfire burned down all the bushes and broke the barrels during the last Hall Party so BYO bushes and beer.
And then, no more and then.
*** Screenshot your dungeon endtime and post here on forum to claim your prizes.***
Talk to us about skill, builds and pets to max your chances of survival.
Rules :
No gear, no fear, and no tears.
Pets allowed.
No arcane or mythic pets.
Please, do not harass your fellow element.
Prize :
600k pool prize.
Top 1 : 75k each pt member
Top 2 : 50k each pt member
Top 3 : 25k each pt member
All other participants who finish the race and post their screenshots will get a crate as token of appreciation.
GM and invigilators are disqualified from race.
Saving up for your mythics?PM True , Stanonater or Admiralpanda for info on how u can get extra prize money.
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