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    Default Small, Humorous Poem About PvP.

    The Warrior, the Rogue, and the Sorcerer


    A warrior named Woh appeared from dust
    A rogue named Rih came from sin
    A sorcerer named Suu had it out for lust
    All three had the desire to win.

    The arrow came from Rih to bite Woh's butt
    The sword from Woh chopped off Rih's ponytail
    The gun from Suu was jammed shut
    Oh no! Suu started to fail!

    One shot, two slash, three whack, ouch!
    Suu was in terrible pain
    Suu ran to hide under the couch
    Never a single kill to gain.

    All that's left is the rogue and warrior
    Words of profanity flew in the air
    They fought fiercely in the foyer
    Together they thought "this isnt fair".

    The rogue and the warrior alone at last
    Standing still in a silent mood
    Now, after the fight has passed
    Personally, they had no feud.

    Then Woh cried "I wanna be ur bf"
    Rih stood in utter shock
    Then she cried "I wanna be your gf"
    But Woh had a smelly sock.

    Rih wasnt phased by it
    Not even disgusted
    Instead her face was lit
    She actually enjoyed it, being all crusted.

    They talked about kids
    Their future, their home
    Even with all the fighting in the midst
    They talked about a little garden gnome.

    While the love they developed was recent
    Together, their spirits were cold.
    But they wanted together-their lives spent
    Even when they grow old.

    In the middle of the foyer so dark
    Their love was mutually owed
    Suddenly came a loud spark
    And boom, they were KO'd.

    It was Suu, the sorcerer from before
    Returning with a mythical staff
    He acheived an easy score
    And with a cold heart, he began to laugh.


    The End

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    Hahahaa +1

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    Thanks, cremated XD

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    DAMN ZYLX WHAT POEM .......Cool story ....Sorcerer do the same in PVP hahaahahha +1000

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    Haha thanks faen c:

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    Ahahah! Nice poem!

    Smurfs are da underdogs!
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    Hahahahha nice

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    I can't define the rhythm O.O
    Then again, I am a very bad poet unless it comes to haikus lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Instanthumor
    I can't define the rhythm O.O
    Then again, I am a very bad poet unless it comes to haikus lolz
    I focused on the rhyme more than the rhythm haha
    Last edited by Zylx; 11-04-2013 at 03:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soundlesskill
    Hahahahha nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebezaanec
    Ahahah! Nice poem!

    Smurfs are da underdogs!
    Thanks

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    [Nice lol. +1. 1

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    Hilarious! But I could so beat that mage :P lol
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    Thanks guys

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    love it nice haha

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