Ask Me Anything!

[Noi`ya]

Do you give free boy/girl advice?

i do

[Spyce]

i do

Otay, so I hab 1 bf and 1 gf.
Which wun shuld I gu out wit?

Hear iz wut dey luk liek.



Dis wun?



Or dis wun?

[Noi`ya]

you implied human boy/girl advice.

[XghostzX]

But Noi, u can't define humor. Will sed so.

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

[Noi`ya]

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

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quality post!

kiran will wanna play w/ u tho. he never loses.

[XghostzX]

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quality post!

kiran will wanna play w/ u tho. he never loses.

you'll lose cause david is too 1337

[KingFu]

Ladies and gents: david making the entire forums laugh out loud

Gud jerb. I wuz so 1337 in 2011. I lost it tho

[XghostzX]

nuh, you top dawg, anyone with 1337 is top dawg in life

[Pvpandctf]

Yea?

[dudetus]

Who iz trenton

Trenton

why haven't you moved to the united states freedom yet?!!?!??

Because I do not want to be free I want to be jailed like this.

Pls provide proof it's rly u with a tweet.

Tweet tweet

Do you give free boy/girl advice?

Yes I do

Yea?

[DocDoBig]

Are you taken.

Do you have kids?

If yes, can I adopt them?

[dudetus]

Are you taken.

Do you have kids?

If yes, can I adopt them?

Yes, for 5 years now and still going strong!

No, I do not.

No, thry would be mine u dummy.

[DocDoBig]

Do you want to break up for me?

[dudetus]

Do you want to break up for me?

No, I kinda like my gf.

[DocDoBig]

Is it me or is it you?

[Zeus]

Can you stop please give your magic 8-ball the credit for answering these questions? We all know who's the brains behind this.

[Suentous PO]

What happens when Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

Everet/Wheeler, supersymitry, holography, string- which will unite standard and quantum?

If the moon is not a word why do we insist on calling it moon?

What happens if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, does that mean god can make a burrito so hot even it can't eat it?

[dudetus]

Is it me or is it you?

U ofc

Can you stop please give your magic 8-ball the credit for answering these questions? We all know who's the brains behind this.

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What happens when Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"?

Everet/Wheeler, supersymitry, holography, string- which will unite standard and quantum?

If the moon is not a word why do we insist on calling it moon?

What happens if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, does that mean god can make a burrito so hot even it can't eat it?

It will either grow or not grow.

One of them, some of them, all of them or none of them.

Because we are accustomed to do so.

False. U can't go back in time Stephen Hawking told so in some documentary.

[Suentous PO]

False. U can't go back in time Stephen Hawking told so in some documentary.

D'OH!

Theoretically, a time tunnel or wormhole could do even more than take us to other planets. If both ends were in the same place, and separated by time instead of distance, a ship could fly in and come out still near Earth, but in the distant past. Maybe dinosaurs would witness the ship coming in for a landing.

-Hawking

[dudetus]

D'OH!

Theoretically, a time tunnel or wormhole could do even more than take us to other planets. If both ends were in the same place, and separated by time instead of distance, a ship could fly in and come out still near Earth, but in the distant past. Maybe dinosaurs would witness the ship coming in for a landing.

-Hawking

But but but paradoxes? Effect happens before cause?