Anyone heard from Royce lately?

[Kurlz]

*handcuffs arterra while hes distracted by his maniacal laughter, then cries "dogssss!!!! run!!!"*

[CanonicalKoi]

*slips Kurlz a few hundred gold and heads for the "while you wait" dry cleaners. Oh! And gives Arterra a Hickory Farms Giant Log o' Sausage to hold and a bologna lei.*

See, Royce? Everything is still the same.

[Arterra]

I <vent> and they "run" away heh.

[Kurlz]

*cooks a few pounds of bacon* what? im hungry...

hey! dont stare at me like that! no! bad dogs! gimme back my bacon!!!

[jonboy]

Order UP!!!, BLT on Rye, table 7

[CanonicalKoi]

*pssst! Kurlz! Offer them an ALT (Aterra, lettuce and tomato sandwich), but tell them you're fresh out of Alterra and they need to pick one up. They're faithful and ravenous, but not very (spells carefully) s, m, a, r, t.*

[Kurlz]

s, m, a, r, t....ummm...im lost! whats that spell???

oh, i give up...at least i still have my axe...i can eat the chunk of ice i call the blade...

[Arterra]

*pssst! Kurlz! Offer them an ALT (Aterra, lettuce and tomato sandwich)

Yea, a sandwich made of the dirt found outside of Balefort is quite a treat!
Man is my name awesome.

[Balonia]

*pssst! Kurlz! Offer them an ALT (Aterra, lettuce and tomato sandwich), but tell them you're fresh out of Alterra and they need to pick one up. They're faithful and ravenous, but not very (spells carefully) s, m, a, r, t.*

Whatever everyone knows that a balonia sandwhich tastes soooo much better.

[Kurlz]

Whatever everyone knows that a balonia sandwhich tastes soooo much better.

CAUSE OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-N-I-A!






i think this thread might need to be moved to off-topic...it has definately been hijacked.

[jonboy]

What no, never, apple juice.

[Pharcyde]

Sorry... I had too... Jonboy ftw!!!!!

[Arterra]

havnt even seen his fnord persona on...

[Ladylove]

havnt even seen his fnord persona on...

I was farming with Royce like a week or two ago? He was on Fnordic.

[Conradin]

Lol he's here- and wen he leaves he will be here still- he's that good

[Physiologic]

He mentioned he was sick a couple of days ago.

[Pharcyde]

Lol look at the date this thread was made, I had to revive it because ironically, jonboy was the last poster. You know what they say... Finding a post with jonboy is good luck, especially if it is the last post...

What no, never, apple juice.

Sorry... I had too... Jonboy ftw!!!!!

[Inching]

Royce is not afraid of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is afraid of Royce

[Arterra]

Royce is not afraid of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is afraid of Royce

on STS forum grounds, any sentence with royce stuck in it somewhere is holy. like this one.

[Pharcyde]

on STS forum grounds, any sentence with royce stuck in it somewhere is holy. like this one.

"The U.S. Military once defeated a country just by threatening to sprinkle Royce Juice on them." - Anonymous