A Noob's Apology
I'm sorry, I'm a noob.
I'm sorry, for posting this; perhaps, we should never share feelings on forums.
I'm sorry, for requesting for help; perhaps, we can solo everything.
I'm sorry, for asking stupid questions; perhaps, we all know the answers.
I'm sorry, for having a lame name; perhaps, I should have used the randomizer.
I'm sorry, for being level 1; perhaps, we all begin at the level cap.
I'm sorry, for talking a lot; perhaps, we should all mute ourselves.
I'm sorry, for not knowing how to fight properly; perhaps, we all know how in the first encounters.
I'm sorry, for resetting the boss; perhaps, we all know the reset range.
I'm sorry, for dying a lot; perhaps, should all be cowards and hide behind others.
I'm sorry, for begging for revives; perhaps, engineers aren't designed to do so.
I'm sorry, for opening boxes; perhaps, boxes aren't suppose to be opened.
I'm sorry, for stepping on a mine; perhaps, the scorn engineers didn't meant to push me towards it.
I'm sorry, for getting headshotted by a sniper; perhaps, I shouldn't take the hit for someone else.
I'm sorry, for running into a vortex; perhaps, you never did.
I'm sorry, for lagging out; perhaps, you never lagged out.
I'm sorry, for refusing to pay 5k for your help; perhaps, we should never help each other for free.
I'm sorry, for not playing 24/7, perhaps, I shouldn't have a life.
I'm sorry, for not having a tier 3 guild hall; perhaps, it's necessary for a guild to be recognized.
I'm sorry, for offering prices too cheap for an item; perhaps, I knew all the prices, and a surplus repeater worth 10k.
I'm sorry, for sending you a friend request; perhaps, people should never be friends.
I'm sorry, for killing your 0 death twinked pvp alt that rushed me; perhaps, I should have just stood there and go down without a fight.
I'm sorry, for being upset after you booted me from your room; perhaps, "GTFO noob" is a good reason for booting someone.
I'm sorry, for being new; perhaps, we all started as experts.
I'm sorry, for not taking this game very seriously; perhaps, a game is a "business", and should never be played for fun.
I'm sorry, I'm a noob.
A formal apology, to some of the experienced players.
Written after a thousand sad stories, either witnessed, or personally experienced.
Think twice before calling someone a noob.
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