a sad haiku about opening elite gold puzzleboxes

[wvhills]

hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples

after reading this sad haiku, after drying ur eyes out, if u feel the need to reply please make it in haiku form.

Thank u for ur time.

sincerely,
sad robert

[Pandamoni]

Everyone told you
It makes more sense to sell them
But you are stubborn

Edited to add:

Oh wait, I should stop
You don't need to be scolded
You need a tissue

[wvhills]

counting his lost gold
the weary farmer struggles
to farm yet moar

[Zuzeq]

Heart pacing, Eyes Racing plat plat plat I no longer know what I'm chasing. 100 plat in here, now I'm back on track oops there goes a group of pinks with off track stats. Gimme gold, gimme red *heart drops* nope 2K instead. Wait...thats crates...lol.

[wvhills]

pandie is correct
robert sadly realizes
but the pain lingers

[Sorcerie]

One can always hope
there are mythics and arcane
though chances are slim

[Pandamoni]

I spent thousands plat
Opening locked crates galore
I'm in the same boat

[Solid]

This touched my heart.

[Pandamoni]

Standing in a cloud
Dust from locked crates surrounds me
What did I just do?!

[Zynzyn]

hoping urgently
what is inside he wonders?
shade and trash purples

curiosity killed the cat,
so they said;
sell the next boxes you get,
do not fret.

[keikali]

whats going on here
let me just pull up a chair
any day now guys

[Pandamoni]

We are lamenting
The lack of self control here
That results in tears

[Fyrce]

Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.

Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.

[Zuzeq]

Crates quickly fly.
Golden chests temptingly gleam.
Stay shut, eyes of mine.

Heart pounding, yearning.
Reason lost, desire rising.
Chests, crates, gone away.

Smooth...lol

[Yakiniku]

Oh, so you were he!
The hero that bought my chests.
Now I can buy pots.

[Zylx]

What am i missing?
A subtle lamentation?
I do not quite know...

[TheReturn]

then he tries just one more
the chest opens
great red syllables "Arcane Maul"!

[Anarchist]

2000!2000!2000!
The emptiness goes from the crate to your heart.

[Kakashis]

Open crates or sell
The urge within slowly grows
No Whim Bros in sight

[denx]

Shimmering little boxes
Hearts pounding with excitement
Hate, regrets and dissappointments.