Tell me your...

[Ladylove]

most embarrassing stories! Don't worry, we'll keep this a non-judgmental environment.

I'll start:
When I was a freshman in high school, I was going down some stairs in the history building at my school. My feet slipped out from under me and I bounced my way down the stairs on my butt. I was wearing a skirt...

[Militaryman]

Ouch...

In 5th grade I tripped over a chair and landed on the girl I liked...

[Major]

Way back in elementary. We had a new school and there were no tags on the bathrooms to indicate which was which....so I ask my good pal...ya right... Which one was the guys, he's says, well that one. I get in the the bathroom. First thought where are all the urinals....whatever keep going, go to a stall start to pee....and some girls walk in...holy crap lol. Never ran so damn fast in my life...thank god I didn't get in trouble either lol

[Junside]

I was singing in karaoke and I was hitting a high note, my head went back and hit the wall. I make a "hurk!" sound into the mic.

[Ladylove]

Ahaha that's funny, both of you. This wasn't me, but in freshman year a girl friend of mine was on the cheerleading squad. She was wearing her uniform (SHORT skirt) because it was game day, and at lunch she fell backwards off one of the picknick tables outside the cafeteria with her legs straight up in the air.

[DawnInfinity]

Mine is similar to you. I was carrying a water jug downstairs and it was really heavy. I tripped and missed a step and came tumbling down, was soaked.

[SuperNova]

Freshman year i Tripped in the middle of class and my head landed inbetween a guys legs. People still laugh at me for that.

[Ladylove]

Freshman year i Tripped in the middle of class and my head landed inbetween a guys legs. People still laugh at me for that.

Lol, I love this.

[DawnInfinity]

Lol, I love this.

You would

[Ladylove]

You would

Teehe -twirls hair-

This one is reaaaaally embarrassing. Like.. super. When I was in middle school, we had to do sit-ups in partners in PE. You know, where one holds the feet and the other does the sit-ups. Well, I was doing sit-ups. My stomach wasn't feeling too great and with the pressure from the sit-ups... I totally farted... out loud... yeah...

[SuperNova]

Homecoming i was coming down the stairs. My parents and boyfriend was waiting for me at the bottom and i fell. I litterally did a roll down the stairs. My parents show everyone the pictures they took of me falling.

[Cascade]

Teehe -twirls hair-

This one is reaaaaally embarrassing. Like.. super. When I was in middle school, we had to do sit-ups in partners in PE. You know, where one holds the feet and the other does the sit-ups. Well, I was doing sit-ups. My stomach wasn't feeling too great and with the pressure from the sit-ups... I totally farted... out loud... yeah...

I hate it when that happens lol

[Ladylove]

I hate it when that happens lol

Luckily, it was a girl friend and we both rolled over laughing. No one else had heard it, but I was red as a tomato.

And ahaha @ Skylar. When I was taking prom pictures, I walked through some grass and my heel got stuck in the ground. I tripped.

[noobmigo]

Teehe -twirls hair-

This one is reaaaaally embarrassing. Like.. super. When I was in middle school, we had to do sit-ups in partners in PE. You know, where one holds the feet and the other does the sit-ups. Well, I was doing sit-ups. My stomach wasn't feeling too great and with the pressure from the sit-ups... I totally farted... out loud... yeah...

That has happened to me before! LULZ!
Anyway, mine was this:
One time, in my freshman year at high school (bad enough), I was gonna ask someone out, right? So here i come, walking to her locker. I go "Hey, umm, yo! You wanna...um..." Right there, my friend pushes me *PUSH* and I fall right into the...area. not telling which one..so ehhhh.....I ran like hell.

[Kirei]

at my uncles wedding i accedently shot him in the eye with a champagne cork

[Ladylove]

That has happened to me before! LULZ!
Anyway, mine was this:
One time, in my freshman year at high school (bad enough), I was gonna ask someone out, right? So here i come, walking to her locker. I go "Hey, umm, yo! You wanna...um..." Right there, my friend pushes me *PUSH* and I fall right into the...area. not telling which one..so ehhhh.....I ran like hell.

Bahaha you're not supposed to run awayyy. You're supposed to apologize... but be suave. Gotta be suave.

[Ladylove]

at my uncles wedding i accedently shot him in the eye with a champagne cork

Hehe when I was at work, a guy was tossing me a pack of salad dressing to put in the fridge. I put my hands up to catch it and it hit me directly in the forehead.

[noobmigo]

Also there was this one time at church, I was praying, and I farted. Not one of those itsy-bitsy farts that stink a lot. It was one of those farts that we used to make by holding our hand next to our cheeks and covering our mouths and blowing kind of farts.
It was loud as hell (bad word to use for church), and the mic only amplified the sound. So it sounded like a motorcycle starting, cept on crack.

[Ladylove]

Also there was this one time at church, I was praying, and I farted. Not one of those itsy-bitsy farts that stink a lot. It was one of those farts that we used to make by holding our hand next to our cheeks and covering our mouths and blowing kind of farts.
It was loud as hell (bad word to use for church), and the mic only amplified the sound. So it sounded like a motorcycle starting, cept on crack.

Ahhh ewwww lol. Very nice, very nice.

[SuperNova]

I was playing Volleyball in the park in a grass area. I dove for the ball and landed in dog crap. I was so disgusted and wasnt thinking i took off my shirt infront of a bunch of little kids. I felt so bad! Thank god for friends with sweaters.