I use to be a ....

[Titanfall]

Thought I'd make a nice fun thread. Basically I'll start of saying something and the person below me replies with 'I used to be a (word) like you, then I (word)'
After you've replied make your own up and someone else can reply!
Example: I used to have no deaths
I used to have no deaths too, then I met lag eye to eye
I hope you guys enjoy it, now enough talk.
Let's start!
I used to farm elites too...

[Reunegade]

then I met Lord Rendtail

[Solid]

I used to be an adventurer like you,

[Solid]

I used to be an adventurer like you,

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Roberto077]

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Reported for being satanically solid

[Solid]

Reported for being satanically solid

[Xenobiotic]

Nice eyelids

[Valkiryas]

I used to be lazy to farm but

[Schnitzel]

I used to be lazy to farm but

Then i farmed a locked crate

[Roxxxanna]

Then i farmed a locked crate

And when I opened it, I got... nothing.

[Crowsfoot]

Then I was an idiot and started doing PvP, now I'm farming elite.

[Titanfall]

But then I rerolled for a green...

[Titanfall]

I used to be a smurf like you...

[Froxanthar]

But then I lose hope and...

[Sephiroth143]

I end up being a warrior but...

[Froxanthar]

Then I don't know what to do..

via orange caramel app.

[Titanfall]

I used to open crates like you...

[Froxanthar]

But then I realized that it make me poor..

via orange caramel app.

[Titanfall]

So then I opened a elite chest

[Froxanthar]

But then regret that I didn't sell it.

via orange caramel app.