Best Welcome for Doom Contest

[doomdoomdoom]

Some folks in the guild recently let me know that my welcome for new guild members is boring compared to the other welcomes. Seems like a good excuse for a contest. ^_^

Rules:
- The welcome message would be used by me to greet new guild members when they join my guild, Satans Cheerleaders
- Reply to this thread with ideas of what my welcome message could be
- Greeting must be 77 characters or less (max hotkey message size is 80...and 3 chars are needed for "/g ")
- You may submit multiple entries (UPDATE 6/4/2014: You may submit multiple entries in the same day.)
- You do NOT need to be a member of Satans Cheerleaders guild to participate
- Last day to submit an entry is 2 weeks from today....June 16th.
- I will announce the winner by the end of the month.

Prize : Dark Manic Mask

UPDATE 6/19/2014: Added a poll to allow you all to vote for your favorite welcome. Winner will be selected by forum voters.
UPDATE 6/30/2014: Poll is now closed and winner as been selected. Congrats Virai!