Fitness!!!!!

A fat rating: from 0 to 5,000 fp (fat points). Potions add 2 fp and elixirs add 5 fp each to the rating, while running for a minute subtracts 5 fp from the rating.

At 0 fp, the characters look the same as they are now, and they progressively grow fatter as the fat rating raises. Also, the higher the rating, the slower the running speed. At 1,000 fp, a character's running speed is lowered 5%, 2,500 fp 10%, 5,000 fp 15%.


(This isnt a serious suggestion. Just a purely satirical joke!)