Epic Rap Battles of Arlor! Contest

[Socrates]

Yeah. We did community votes for a long time, and unfortunately this is exactly what happened. It's no fun if it's just based on popularity! What about doing a "People's Choice" too though. That could be fun.

what's the difference in people's choice? Hmmmm I think I found the solutiong what if the StS create one thread that contains all the competitors that thread will only have the rap those guys submitted. But in this thread the competitors will not have permission to join and see it that way they don't know which one of them is it or anything else about the contest also the 2 bosses that are supposed to do the rap will be hidden so people can't say I wrote the one with frostir vs alagran in game for example only their raps. Is this useful?

[dantus]

what's the difference in people's choice? Hmmmm I think I found the solutiong what if the StS create one thread that contains all the competitors that thread will only have the rap those guys submitted. But in this thread the competitors will not have permission to join and see it that way they don't know which one of them is it or anything else about the contest also the 2 bosses that are supposed to do the rap will be hidden so people can't say I wrote the one with frostir vs alagran in game for example only their raps. Is this useful?

Your over thinking it just let them do there thing.

[Socrates]

Your over thinking it just let them do there thing.

oh well it is what it is good luck to everyone ! May the best rapper win.

[Gorecaster]

oh well it is what it is good luck to everyone ! May the best rapper win.

Its more like gangster goob poetry. You rap into a mic, not a keyboard. Lol

[Socrates]

Its more like gangster goob poetry. You rap into a mic, not a keyboard. Lol

you can say that too lol

[Madnex]

Forum thread? Not the only way to advertise,
Use your head, for the needy an easier path lies
Through PM's, be it in forums or in game
With many ends, it's really easy to fake fame

[VROOMIGoRealFast]

This looks like fun! Let me try it.

IGN: VroomIGoFast
Alpha Wolf -vs- Ferrix

Ferrix:
I came here for a battle
Not to be at a petting zoo
After I wear you down little doggy
What are you supposed to do?
Lick your paws and chase your tail?
Up against me you have no choice but to fail
My style is a Frisbee you can never catch
So here’s a stick, go on boy, fetch.

Alpha Wolf:
You sure know how to bark
But what does a Nott know about bite?
Was there even any challenge
In your so called boss fight?
Oh no, he made a pool!
Well good, ‘cause I’m on fire
Rapping at a level
To which you’ll never aspire
Go back to the shadows where you can’t be seen
The stage is no place for a little Nott in a dream

Ferrix:
So the dog has some tricks
I’ll give him that
But nothing that you
Can’t already teach a rat
I’m surprised you’re here alone
What happened to your pack?
Shouldn’t they be standing in front
So you can hide in the back?
Bark all your orders
While they do the work
No wonder you’re only in Nordr
You aren’t good enough for where the shadows lurk.

Alpha Wolf:
Everything you’ve said
Has actually been quite funny
Especially considering
It’s coming from the Easter Bunny
I mean seriously those ears
I’m waiting for my basket
I’m sorry kids, Easter’s cancelled
The bunny got put in a casket.


Rhyme safely everyone!

[Goldenlotus]

I'm quite anxious to see the video made from the winners rap. Should be highly amusing! Wonder how long it will take for them to put it out?

[Zylx]

IGN: Asphynxia

Rendtail... Versus... Alargaaaaan!

BEGIN!

Rendtail
Rejoice inferior reptile, your master has finally arrived
To show you how to freestyle, thy pride shall be deprived
My fiery breath incinerates, at sun's surface degrees
Yours doesn't even approach these rates, go eat your pedigree
You're weak, got swapped with me as final boss and so now
Feeling a little cold? here - step in my magma geyser sauna

Alargan
Alright let's go on, but first you have some truths to face
You're a dragon? More like a disgrace to the whole race
How do you even qualify, you don't possess wings nor tail
Even your name's playing a joke at you, "master" Rend-fail
Idly sitting in the edge of a cliff, hanging all day
What if I Sparta-kick you back in the abyss, what will you say?

Rendtail
Ha, insolent fool, your punny insults make me laugh
I'll one-shot your HP to null, you think that'll be enough?
Your best attack is that you suck, literally and metaphorically
But you've just ran out of luck, punk, and you'll be punished accordingly
Just look at your appeal, it screams "I am a LOTR rip-off!"
Now how does that make you feel, you little magma glowing show off?

Alargan
Think you can beat me? Before the fight starts I've already won
It's just hilarious, rage mode? you're the only final boss without one!
You're in a pinch, how do you even expect to catch me?
You can't move an inch, your little rocks can barely scratch me
I'll come crushing down your precious eggs, leaving your nest in shatters
So better get on your knees and beg, size ain't the only thing that matters

Rendtail

Infuriating foolish youth, I'm going to erupt like a volcano
When I am done with you, your remains will be labeled Jon Doe
Even when you move, you lag behind and follow heroes around
Your inability proved, end up hitting nothing but the ground
Your tail whips fail, and you're not even immune to stun
Like a dog chasing it's tail, you end up dying like one


Who won? YOU decide!

Epic rap battles of Arlor historyyyyy!

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Lol his rap battle has 334 words though. Although, i should say that it is a killer rap .

Maximum of 250 words

[Madnex]

Lol his rap battle has 334 words though. Although, i should say that it is a killer rap .

Not my fault, none can control Alargan's flow! xD

Some more parts of verses:

...
Lit me with fire? I'm made of magma
Prepare your pyre, must be a trauma
Already tired, feels like a rack now?
I'm going higher, yet you just stay down
Sit back, admire, you're done before dawn
Just stop, retire, my name's on that crown...


...
you're limited by proximity,
my level is infinity,
you're weakness's affinity,
your swipes can't even get me see?
can't even touch me lyrically,
obliterated instantly,
I'm always on a rhyming spree,
keep low your head and learn to knee
...


...Alargan's up but so's your time, well that's too bad
prosecuting you for lyrical crimes, must've been mad
with rapping skills far beyond prime, yet I'm so glad
to rhyme as smooth as a chime, you never had
lyrics worth more than a dime, so walk away cad...

[Zylx]

I just expanded my entry c:

[Socrates]

lol my rap has 275 words I hope they don't cut me off just for 25 words lol

[Socrates]

This looks like fun! Let me try it.

IGN: VroomIGoFast
Alpha Wolf -vs- Ferrix

Ferrix:
I came here for a battle
Not to be at a petting zoo
After I wear you down little doggy
What are you supposed to do?
Lick your paws and chase your tail?
Up against me you have no choice but to fail
My style is a Frisbee you can never catch
So here’s a stick, go on boy, fetch.

Alpha Wolf:
You sure know how to bark
But what does a Nott know about bite?
Was there even any challenge
In your so called boss fight?
Oh no, he made a pool!
Well good, ‘cause I’m on fire
Rapping at a level
To which you’ll never aspire
Go back to the shadows where you can’t be seen
The stage is no place for a little Nott in a dream

Ferrix:
So the dog has some tricks
I’ll give him that
But nothing that you
Can’t already teach a rat
I’m surprised you’re here alone
What happened to your pack?
Shouldn’t they be standing in front
So you can hide in the back?
Bark all your orders
While they do the work
No wonder you’re only in Nordr
You aren’t good enough for where the shadows lurk.

Alpha Wolf:
Everything you’ve said
Has actually been quite funny
Especially considering
It’s coming from the Easter Bunny
I mean seriously those ears
I’m waiting for my basket
I’m sorry kids, Easter’s cancelled
The bunny got put in a casket.


Rhyme safely everyone!

omg now we have to worry about moderators too just kidding lol

[Jack O Reaper]

Ign:Axapollo
Major Payne -vs- stahl

Major Payne:
Now im here for a battle rap,
Not here for your noob gap
Let me see if your poison hurt
Or you will just help me to heal
Your just a human throwing
Little knife to kill your enemy
And what after? Run to your poison
To run from your enemy.

Stahl:
Oh.. Goblins, goblins everywhere
Just show up when event is came
I know what your doing
Throw your poison
And run step on them?
Dont be jealous little gob..
I can one hit someone i want.

Major Payne:
Yes i know you can one hit
But you make people happy?
Ofcourse its big NO..
I make the fight challenging
To deserve what their waiting
A gyrm's egg to everyone!!
And what you give a crapy
Common,rare,epic and blah
Yeah i know that.

Stahl:
You dont care what they loot
Because im their way
To MOTHER's lair....
Now goblin catch all my knife
And be like loser flying kite
Make all what you want
Because you'll just lose
And pee on your pants.



I dont know of my rhyme is good but there ya go!

[Bigboyblue]

Not too sure I have a shot after reading some of these but I want to join the fun.

Battle : Arachna vs. Tribal Abomination


Arachna :

Tribal Abomination, what a fitting name
One eyed, ugly freak, easiest boss in the game
Drop totems nobody wants, get some new wares
If you did your darn job nobody would enter my lair


Tribal Abomination :

You say I'm easy? You just a whinna
One hit warriors, drop their health bar to China
Poison pools, cocoons, yet you can't kill a smurf
I was such a deadly foe my red zone got nerfed


Arachna :

You're windup take 3 seconds, which in AL is a year
I hear you're telling Lord Rendtail you're jealous of my gear
Getting lonely in that map, time for an epiphany?
Trade your club in for a harp and start up a symphony
Maybe players would finally come and see your ugly face
Although I doubt you have rhythm nothing but a disgrace


Tribal Abomination :

The reason players come to you is the ease of battle
Now head back to Mommy in Rooks Hideout, don't forget your baby rattle
If you dare return to Tindrin stop by and try me
I'll rip off all of your legs, no longer a spidey
Leave you there immobile waiting for death
I think I've said enough, not wasting any more breath

[Jig]

Not too sure I have a shot after reading some of these but I want to join the fun.

Battle : Arachna vs. Tribal Abomination


Arachna :

Tribal Abomination, what a fitting name
One eyed, ugly freak, easiest boss in the game
Drop totems nobody wants, get some new wares
If you did your darn job nobody would enter my lair


Tribal Abomination :

You say I'm easy? You just a whinna
One hit warriors, drop their health bar to China
Poison pools, cocoons, yet you can't kill a smurf
I was such a deadly foe my red zone got nerfed


Arachna :

You're windup take 3 seconds, which in AL is a year
I hear you're telling Lord Rendtail you're jealous of my gear
Getting lonely in that map, time for an epiphany?
Trade your club in for a harp and start up a symphony
Maybe players would finally come and see your ugly face
Although I doubt you have rhythm nothing but a disgrace


Tribal Abomination :

The reason players come to you is the ease of battle
Now head back to Mommy in Rooks Hideout, don't forget your baby rattle
If you dare return to Tindrin stop by and try me
I'll rip off all of your legs, no longer a spidey
Leave you there immobile waiting for death
I think I've said enough, not wasting any more breath

Hahaha really good one bro I like it

[Socrates]

the deadline is tomorrow?

[GoodSyntax]

IGN: Kalizzaa

Abomination -vs- BloodHammer

BloodHammer:
You can call me Captain BloodHammer
I've got minions by the scores
I own the Southern Seas,
Skull Cove and Kraken shores

I'm the only boss that shows up twice,
I shell shock all pursuers
So scary am I, that in all this land,
There are only 4 l26 Kraken Skewers

My teeth are sharp, my mobs are deep
My cannon shots are stunners
Just one fool, a nub, a junk geared Rogue, has soloed me,
Kalizzaa <Elite Runners>

So, Abomination...
You are a beast - that's true
But I am the Captain of land and sea,
Come join my scurvy crew!


Abomination:
You come to loot my totem's?
Bro, you're going to fail
They call me the Abomination,
So, enter my Jagged Trail

Rogues or Tanks or Sorcs,
It doesn't matter which,
You'll never know what hit you
All my red zones glitch

If you think you can run my gauntlet,
Better bring some plat
Don't need no helm, no armor
My club can knock you flat.

I am the beast of Arlor
The king of domination
Find a party....come and see
Why I'm the Tribal Abomination

[Spartansultan]

I want to try one too

Krunch vs Mother

Mother: Hey Krunch
I'll give you a Punch
for your Lunch

Krunch:Hey, I wanted to rhyme that rhyme
I'm gonna spawn next to you and kill you
Mother:Serious ? no food for you for this week
Krunch:No I was bluffing. Just a joke
Mother:Okay then take your lunch ( BAAM )
Krunch:Thank you now please change my big pampers

My english is not the best

[mishafeng]

wow i thought about entering... but now that i see these :/... i give a dancing banana to the winner