Epic Rap Battles of Arlor! Contest

[Remiem]

As the realm of Arlor grows, the big bosses of each area have started to rival with each other! We've heard Rutger slinging insults about Stahl's height. We've seen Rendtail sneak into Nordr and use his fiery breath to melt the ice and leave puddles around the Hall of Valheim. And, Captain Bloodhammer has been shooting cannonballs into the Shuyal portal, scattering them all across Inan'hesh's home in Ashral Tower.

We can only think of one way to settle these petty disputes.... AN EPIC RAP BATTLE!

How to Enter

Write a rap battle between two world bosses in Arlor. Your choice! Write a minimum of 4 verses and a maximum of 250 words (example below). Make sure it's game relevant and does not contain profanity, racism, or anything else against Forum Rules and ToS. Three winners will be selected by StS, and the first place entry will be transformed into a YouTube video to appear on the Spacetime Studios YouTube channel. Post your entries in the comments below!

Want to show your love for a certain rap? Give it a Thanks! Note: Number of thanks will not determine the outcome of the contest. It's just like the forum version of applause.

Rules

• Only one entry per person
• Minimum of 4 verses and Maximum of 250 words
• No profanity, racism, or other content against ToS or Forum Rules
• Do not use the name or likeness of any other players in your rap battle
• Entries must be submitted by Wednesday, June 11th at 12 p.m. CDT

Prizes
1st Place: 150 Platinum + Your Rap Turned into a YouTube Video
2nd Place: 100 Platinum
3rd Place: 75 Platinum

Example Entry
IGN: Remiem

Tarlok -vs- Rendtail

Tarlok:
Rendtail thinks he's so awesome
But what does he do?
Hides in a cave and shakes his fist at you?
He just has a volcano
What kind of joke is that?
I took over all of Nordr
And didn't even need Plat

Rendtail:
You don't know a thing about dragons
Are you kidding me?
Hanging out freezing in Nordr
Riding that tiny blue thing
Think you're the king of the dragons?
Your senses can't be too keen
I'm so freaking awesome
I don't even fit on the screen

Tarlok:
It takes skill to be a sorcerer
More than you'll ever have
I wield magic and tame dragons
You'd take no effort to break
I'm coming for you next time, Rendtail
I'll teach you to flame broil me steak.

Rendtail:
You're forgetting one thing
You just up and die in the end
They must not like you that much
Because I come back again and again
"Event" means temporary
Ain't no way you're coming back
Now step down off that soapbox
Or I'll barbeque you and that stupid hat


Good Luck!

[Promagin]

Reserved.

EDIT: Not going to work on this for a while so... Here.

I'm beginning to feel like a Rouge God, Rouge God
All my mage and warrior slaves from the front to the back swing, back swing
Now who thinks their swords are long enough to reach me, reach me?
They said I rap like a rogue, so call me Rogue God.

Lol^ put that together in 30 seconds.

[insults]

Such a nice contest

[DocDoBig]

When is voting?

I vote for the OP rap

[Waheedski]

Where do we post this rap battle ?

[radagan]

Ign:Radagan

Grimmr vs inan'hesh

Grimnr:
Enrage man without power,just sitting in his tower,so noob cant fight without his cover,random mobs waiting for cops,oops I mean heroes with a power of beard

Inan'hesh:
What do you think,Grimnr come to here to my tower I will fight you without any cover,"Nordr belongs for me"really?,I dont think so

Grimnr:
Haha..you cant beat me,would I do the meme,that would nice,your guards are edge of the rice,you dont think so,but I will,so lets meet in a castle

Inan'hesh:

How dare you never say anything like that to the great inan come to try me with a valkin or nothing,ooh I forgot you dont got valkin,come to try me,the great robot of shuyal

[Remiem]

Where do we post this rap battle ?

Right here in this thread!

[Legallyblonde]

IGN:Legallyblonde

Major Payne VS Tribal Abomination

Major Payne
My name is Major Payne,
A pain in your butt.
I'll knock you down,
with your tiki huts.
What's wrong?
Ya in a rut?
Make like the tree you swing
and get cut!

Tribal Abomination
Goblins weak!
Me clobber them!
I smosh them and blosh them
and mix them and mosh them!
Even level 3 Timmy can 1 Hit Squash them!

Major Payne
You think you're so tough
You're only a brute.
Anything you say can be taken as moot.
Tribal voodoo can't compare to goblin magic!
Just look at your face, oh how tragic.

Tribal Abomination
Me ugly?
Goblins look like rats.
You walk like toads
and wear dumb dumb hats.
If you no try to stop at that.
You try trick players
to spend their plats.

[Arturohoward]

IGN: Arturorey

Bael -vs- Bloodhammer

Bael
I will hit you with mi axe
And then I will make you dance
You do not have any a chance
Just come here and get a taste

Bloodhammer
You are just standing there
Keeping the Lord Mardrom's Portal
While I'm killing heroes here
To become someone important

Bael
I am keeping the portal
Coz the army is coming up
Damn, You have a big mouth
Shut up, and go crying with your mom

Bloodhammer
Oh so, Do you like my mouth?
Dude, Come on!
I will chew you like a snack
With my brother Hammerjaw

Bael
Allright, dude, you win this time
I will have my vengeance
You will not have any chance

Bloodhammer
Lets join our forces
And became into monsters
To the hero of legend
Defeat like no one never

(My english is not the best )

[Goldenlotus]

IGN: Ivanamakeit


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ARLOR!

Alpha Wolf VS Lord Mardrom!



ALPHA

I'm the Alpha, number one wolf
Yeh the Undisputed champ
I'll chomp all contenders
Make them run back to their camps
Sorcerers feels so blue
When they come fight me
Warriors must run
And the rogues must flee

MARDROM

I'm Mardrom the beast, Mutt, you can't take me
Sitting in my tower where all can see
I'll have you running scared little wolfy scum
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!
Have you hiding in your bubble
Like a scared little pup
When I slice you with my flaming sword
Then you'll know what's up!

ALPHA

You're like a princess in your tower,
But no one can save you now!
You hide behind your little mages
When you hear my fearsome growl.
Chew you up and spit you out,
Feed you to my young
You make me laugh when you rage,
Tantrum throwing Lord Mardrom

MARDROM

Ill Send you and your wolf cronies howling
Like I'm the moon of doom
I'll melt your frozen home
Bury you in a fiery tomb
To king under the mountain
You have no claim
The growth on my toe
Is bigger than your brain!
Great balls of fire
Are coming towards your face!
Mardrom is lord
And none can take his place!


ALPHA

I'm the biggest baddest wolf
Ill take your granny on a date
Throw in your Mage minions
For a super tasty plate!
I'll take your throne for my own
Thanks for keeping it so warm
Alpha is the ruler now,
I enjoyed watching you squirm!


Fun contest! Don't count me out PLEASE STS if I'm a few words over! I worked hard!

[Dogoeswoof]

IGN: Dogoeswoof

Inan'Hesh Vs. Jarl Gruwald

Inan'Hesh
Greetings peasant, I hope you like gold
Because if greed doesn't kill you, these words will leave you cold
I'm a formidable opponent, both normal and elite
While you are merely a roadblock, who always faces defeat
I give players valkin, achievements and all
While you get one-shotted, on a player's way to Stahl

Jarl
Hmm, you have good rhymes, for someone who rarely speaks
Are you getting mad, like you do when you are weak?
You give up to players, when your health bar is low
Surrendering is for cowards, but the brainless don't know
I'm a friend to all players, I'm farmed daily for crates
What are you for, well nobody is your mate

Inan'hesh (enraged)
That is it mortal being, you've had enough jokes
Let's put an end, to the tales and the hoax
I am a part of, the mythic armor quest
No player can receive it, without passing my test
7 minutes is all it takes, before I enrage
You don't get that luxury, and my victory cannot be disengaged

Jarl
That's no problem, I'll just remake the map
I'll get my buddies, and give you a nice slap
Your rhymes have shown me, that you're no match
Come to Brackenridge, meet me next patch
Come out of that tower, and that chair you slouch at
Face true defeat, and reward me that bat


Who won? YOU decide... EPIC BOSS BATTLES OF ARCANE LEGENDS HISTORY

[iamalmien24]

IGN: Meenkii

Frostbite (Ice) Vs. Arachna (Poison)


Frostbite:

The name imply I do frost
Bite and slit your guts apart
I breathe in cavern full of crystals
Lurking in gems packed of doom
Arachna, may you weave your webs
All you did was “rach” in a chair
Am I right to fear your poison?
You’re just in a cave being a fool!

Arachna:

Don’t get high of your ice and gems
They’re just nothing when death comes in
Arachna is the name that you should fear
Living in darkness made me fierce
I have poison that ended heroes
Swathe you in cocoon full of misery
Frostbite a name nothing to fear
All I can hear is you sing “Let it Go”!

Frostbite:

I am freezing and demise should be lonely
Must I see your blood in my patch of ice?
Ice is beautiful and frigorific
Never forget that it could be tragic
Death may arrive when you don’t trouble
Expect less when I get you in rubble
Don’t get cocky with your venom
I’ll freeze you and finish your despair in peace.

Arachna:

I am sizzling and death should be glorious
Ought to watch you melting in my poison?
Venoms are gruesome and dangerous
Mock my name I’ll make you suffer
Hearing you scream in terror is my music
Your hilarious ice I should soften
Spit you on your grave and mummify your body
As a token of your defeat!


Hope you had fun! Which is which? Ice or poison?

[Helicopter]

IGN:Theologically

Bael ·VS· Inan' Hesh

Bael:
I can smell darkness and anger,
The kind that no villain would want.
It has such a foul stench, it could kill a tanker.
Inan' Hesh is it?
What a pretty name for an ugly creature.
When you get angry, does your head get lit?

Inan' Hesh:
You wouldn't understand
The true meaning of Evil,
You were boss centuries ago,
Now you're weak as a weasel.
Im the ruler of darkness!
You're nothing but harmless.

Bael:
You're just a sloppy wanna-be king
Waiting for a bell to ring
'Till finally you can once again enrage
When your kingdom is enslaved.
I can manipulate portals,
and you can barely hurt mortals.

Inan' Hesh:
Anger is my specialty
While you fight aimlessly.
I dare you to 1v1 Me Bro,
One-Shotting you is easy with my toe.
Your weapon rules the market, because you couldn't hold on to it.
If you wanna get back in the game, become legit.


Be Sure to Thank me if you liked the Rap!



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[Doomshadowx]

IGN: Doomshadowx

Stahl v. Mother

Stahl:
One shot, blood clot, I kill a lot
You wanna come close to me, try a second thought
No one can kill faster than me
Puny mage, pay the fee
Suffer in the poison, I'm the fastest killer around
You on a roll, welcome to a SHUT DOWN!

Mother:
Father, brother, Imma kill another
No one is better than me, Im the best mother
You think you can kill faster than me
Shut your big mouth little pea
Stahl, you stuck in my cocoon
Silly raccoon, what a buffoon

Stahl:
My lethal poison daggers are better than faking swagger
Slow spider, you aint got the moves like jagger
One second, two second, you've been slain
Nobody says my name in vain
Stay in your cave little spider
And wait to get defeated by an outsider

Mother:
Poor little Stahl wait till you meet a maul
The warriors be treating you like a beach ball
Everyone shrinks at fearsome fangs
While they be laughing at your silly bangs
Compared to you, snails have a faster killing speed
So Stahl, shrink and begin to plead

[Jig]

IGN: Dogoeswoof

Inan'Hesh Vs. Jarl Gruwald

Inan'Hesh
Greetings peasant, I hope you like gold
Because if greed doesn't kill you, these words will leave you cold
I'm a formidable opponent, both normal and elite
While you are merely a roadblock, who always faces defeat
I give players valkin, achievements and all
While you get one-shotted, on a player's way to Stahl

Jarl
Hmm, you have good rhymes, for someone who rarely speaks
Are you getting mad, like you do when you are weak?
You give up to players, when your health bar is low
Surrendering is for cowards, but the brainless don't know
I'm a friend to all players, I'm farmed daily for crates
What are you for, well nobody is your mate

Inan'hesh (enraged)
That is it mortal being, you've had enough jokes
Let's put an end, to the tales and the hoax
I am a part of, the mythic armor quest
No player can receive it, without passing my test
7 minutes is all it takes, before I enrage
You don't get that luxury, and my victory cannot be disengaged

Jarl
That's no problem, I'll just remake the map
I'll get my buddies, and give you a nice slap
Your rhymes have shown me, that you're no match
Come to Brackenridge, meet me next patch
Come out of that tower, and that chair you slouch at
Face true defeat, and reward me that bat


Who won? YOU decide... EPIC BOSS BATTLES OF ARCANE LEGENDS HISTORY

Who's next?? You Decideee!

Epic rap batltles of histprkodjroryyyyyy

I love it, this is probably the best contest I have seen.

Your battle is my fav so far ;D

[Kakatoa91]

Reserved.

[Socrates]

IGN: Maoejal
maneater vs stalh
MANEATER :

My name is maneater this is what I do
if you are arleady scared
you better throw your poisons soon.
I would advise you to run with your tiny feet
but believe me you won't go far as long as you fight with me.
My assistants will make your flesh disappear
not to mention you will suffer and tear.

Stalh :

I may be small in front of you
but my heart is bigger from a monster like you.
The only thing you can do is to hit your bat
and hope you won't get squashed.
You like to call your mobs assistants
when all the world knows you kill them with no fears.

Maneater:

I might kill my mobs but what do you have
only some stupid barrels, that you hide and run.
My bat is so big that can kill you with one hit
intsead of your foolish little knife that can't even kill a dwarf.
So I will tell it again keep running you little elf
because who knows if I get angry who I might eat next.
This is not just a game this is Arcane legends
so if you are not tough and tall you will get unfleshed.

Stalh :

So you think my barrels are stupid
well I dare you to step into one
and see for yourself that you will feel the pain in your a$$.
As for my height I will tell you again
you might be tall, but as for me I'm fast
so watch your back because you won't know when you will get stabbed
I think I said enough so eat that BOOM CHA STAAAAAAAB!!!!


Hope you guys like it and enjoyyyyy

[Kross]

IGN: Krossfury
Inan'hesh kills Rendtail

Inan'hesh:
They named me Inan'hesh
warlord in a palace
visitations are hazardous
reducing KDR's to a negative status
dont let me catch you slippin
when that timer stops tickin
I love a four party massacre
Enrage
One shot
and laugh at ya

Rendtail:
Rawr.
I am Rendtail!
I dont fail
Unless they stand still...
Im an easy lick for rogues and mages
But I offer tanks
No
Thrill
My slither fam and green boys hit harder than me
And when my leg biters Crit!
Revivin aint free

Inan'hesh:
Big claws
Big jaws
But no big applause
Rendtail, your gig is whack
hard to take you seriously when your own butt stuck in a crack
Cliffhangin? please...
Ease out of it gently
Start droppin pinks
and stop droppin veggies

Rendtail: *chokes*

Inan'hesh: :thumbdown:

[Sceazikua]

sorry for off-topic, but does this mean youre going to perform in that video?

1st Place: 150 Platinum + Your Rap Turned into a YouTube Video

[ibighunk]

Ign : ibighunk

Lord Rendtail v/s krunch


Lord rendtail :
I am hard and i m tough ,
in elite mode players cannot able to use samael buff.
Only u can run , and only you can hide,
Let me fry you and put aside.

Krunch :
I am big , i am dead ,
You come upto my neck height.
When legends are beginner , in earlier,
Players cannot cut me into pieces , i am uglier.

Lord rendtail :
I looks cool , my breath is hot,
I can kill you in one harsh shot.
Your days are gone, even you can kill by the blight,
Now shut the mouth or i will stun you tight.

Krunch:
Come to my land , u cannot see me,
In the dust your breath cannot tilt me,
My death pools are deep, and deathy,
You cannot survive against a single drop whether you come or send your deady.


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