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    Jarl


    I Farm You All Day
    Dropin Locks And Get Payed
    1 Aimed Shot Is All I Need
    To Knock You Off Your Feet
    Oh Jarl So You Dodged My Shot And Thought It Was Funny
    How About Another Charged Nexus Bolt To Yo Big Fat Tummy.
    You Drop Down Dead
    Enough Said.
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    Y'all betta watch out... cuz kings on da mic now >_>

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    Ign-jaazajaba
    Alargn:
    yo yo dragon lord is here
    stop running away or
    you gonna pay
    you will not know what power i have until i am gonna kick your a$$

    Frostir:
    Now here comes the bull god
    I am gonna kill you to the full
    Yeah! Kill you like a devil
    Upon the anvil.

    Alargn:
    Those horns oh i am a fan
    I am gonna make you hen
    and gonna eat you for my lunch
    and give you slap in quantity of a bunch.

    Frostir:
    I am gonna kill you oh dragon
    in a burrito wagon
    Why Be a dragon king???? Think not why be a king when you can be bull god.

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    Ign: Gorecaster
    Frostir vs Alargan

    Frostir

    Ey yo alargan... why you so whack man?
    Like a red version of Barney but you oh so harmless
    Handing out hugs but you think you're so thug
    My thumps bump stuns up in here
    I slide thumbs off devices so precise its nice kid
    You slipping dragon, u die is wuts up
    Soft like a pillow they can't kill you enuff.

    Alargan

    I Lol at your lyrical goobage
    Silly cow all u got is dat mooage
    You sound like a wildabeast in heat
    I'll break your legs like eggs on Windmoore Street
    cracked then beat g I dont play
    I'll scramble ur senses leave you DOA
    Rearranging faces like every day
    So if you're feeing froggy jump... den press ur luck
    I'll slice and dice make you the main course pressed duck.

    Frostir

    Representin central nordr
    Your skills spell disorder
    Frozen victims all around
    Op minions slow you down
    In time I'll rage, deranged? Maybe...
    Tame your fire count sheep til you retire

    Alargan

    This here Tindirin is no playground son
    Toons lay dead just on the run
    Burning mad plat stacked luck on the back
    Side to side they die bathed red in attack
    Silly procs don't phase this, tanks cant tank me
    Handing out veggies and beat downs daily

    Word up Rem, fun contest
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    Lol alargan vs frostir right above me... Sorry didn't notice. What a coinkydink...
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    IGN : Waheedski

    Abomination vs Alargan.

    Abomination.
    Check-check it-check, where's my pay-cheque? Ok check this...

    Yo dragon, my lyrics so sublime,
    You're covered in slime,
    Buck teeth, dunno how you rhyme,
    Get lost, ain't got no time,
    Yo face is a crime.
    Don't criticise!
    Realise, it's me you idolise,
    You stink and your covered In flies.

    Alargan.
    1,2 buckle my shoe, 3,4 knock on the door, here I go.....

    You hit like a vegetarian,
    Wield a club like a barbarian,
    Just wear glasses and look like a librarian.
    You can't compete, ugly piece of meat,
    Obsolete,
    Accept defeat,
    I'm So Elite!
    Bring the heat,
    That face, those feet,
    Hope your momma kept the receipt.


    Abomination.
    Uh-oh-uh-yeah-uh

    Your moms a toad and your dads a lizard,
    Imma slam dis club in yo gizzard,
    Haphazard!
    Noob got owned by a lil blue wizard,
    Frost bolt buried you in a blizzard.
    My flow stings!
    You're a gecko with wings,
    I'm the king of kings,
    Destroyed all who came with arcane rings,
    My name whole of Arlor sings.

    Alargan.
    5,6 pick up sticks, 7,8 imma hate.....

    You got breath that kills,
    Belly that overspills,
    Whack rap skills,
    My rage gives you chills.
    Mothers pride ?
    9 months inside,
    You popped, midwife cried,
    Flowers died,
    Yo momma named you Tinkerbell Rawhide.

    .....word to your mother.
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    IGN: Asphynxia

    Rendtail... Versus... Alargaaaaan!

    BEGIN!

    Rendtail
    Rejoice inferior reptile, your master has finally arrived
    To show you how to freestyle, thy pride shall be deprived
    My fiery breath incinerates, at sun's surface degrees
    Yours doesn't even approach these rates, go eat your pedigree
    You're weak, got swapped with me as final boss and so now
    Feeling a little cold? here - step in my magma geyser sauna

    Alargan
    Alright let's go on, but first you have some truths to face
    You're a dragon? More like a disgrace to the whole race
    How do you even qualify, you don't possess wings nor tail
    Even your name's playing a joke at you, "master" Rend-fail
    Idly sitting in the edge of a cliff, hanging all day
    What if I Sparta-kick you back in the abyss, what will you say?

    Rendtail
    Ha, insolent fool, your punny insults make me laugh
    I'll one-shot your HP to null, you think that'll be enough?
    Your best attack is that you suck, literally and metaphorically
    But you've just ran out of luck, punk, and you'll be punished accordingly
    Just look at your appeal, it screams "I am a LOTR rip-off!"
    Now how does that make you feel, you little magma glowing show off?

    Alargan
    Think you can beat me? Before the fight starts I've already won
    It's just hilarious, rage mode? you're the only final boss without one!
    You're in a pinch, how do you even expect to catch me?
    You can't move an inch, your little rocks can barely scratch me
    I'll come crushing down your precious eggs, leaving your nest in shatters
    So better get on your knees and beg, size ain't the only thing that matters

    Rendtail

    Infuriating foolish youth, I'm going to erupt like a volcano
    When I am done with you, your remains will be labeled Jon Doe
    Even when you move, you lag behind and follow heroes around
    Your inability proved, end up hitting nothing but the ground
    Your tail whips fail, and you're not even immune to stun
    Like a dog chasing it's tail, you end up dying like one


    Who won? YOU decide!

    Epic rap battles of Arlor historyyyyy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madnex View Post
    IGN: Asphynxia

    Rendtail... Versus... Alargaaaaan!

    BEGIN!

    Rendtail
    Rejoice inferior reptile, your master has finally arrived
    To show you how to freestyle, thy pride shall be deprived
    My fiery breath incinerates, at sun's surface degrees
    Yours doesn't even approach these rates, go eat your pedigree
    You're weak, got swapped with me as final boss and so now
    Feeling a little cold? here - step in my magma geyser sauna

    Alargan
    Alright let's go on, but first you have some truths to face
    You're a dragon? More like a disgrace to the whole race
    How do you even qualify, you don't possess wings nor tail
    Even your name's playing a joke at you, "master" Rend-fail
    Idly sitting in the edge of a cliff, hanging all day
    What if I Sparta-kick you back in the abyss, what will you say?

    Rendtail
    Ha, insolent fool, your punny insults make me laugh
    I'll one-shot your HP to null, you think that'll be enough?
    Your best attack is that you suck, literally and metaphorically
    But you've just ran out of luck, punk, and you'll be punished accordingly
    Just look at your appeal, it screams "I am a LOTR rip-off!"
    Now how does that make you feel, you little magma glowing show off?

    Alargan
    Think you can beat me? Before the fight starts I've already won
    It's just hilarious, rage mode? you're the only final boss without one!
    You're in a pinch, how do you even expect to catch me?
    You can't move an inch, your little rocks can barely scratch me
    I'll come crushing down your precious eggs, leaving your nest in shatters
    So better get on your knees and beg, size ain't the only thing that matters

    Rendtail

    Infuriating foolish youth, I'm going to erupt like a volcano
    When I am done with you, your remains will be labeled Jon Doe
    Even when you move, you lag behind and follow heroes around
    Your inability proved, end up hitting nothing but the ground
    Your tail whips fail, and you're not even immune to stun
    Like a dog chasing it's tail, you end up dying like one


    Who won? YOU decide!

    Epic rap battles of Arlor historyyyyy!
    Love this (will thank when the thanks renew).

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    Default Inan Hesh vs. Alargan

    Inan:
    I am fear itself, thats all i can say
    im better than you noobie and you should be afraid
    i leave scars in the hearts of the players ive faced
    nobody lives nobody likes it when i go enrage

    Alargan:
    Hey hey, who do you think you're talking to?
    i know im new here but im not as weak as you
    i dont need any mages to heal me up
    i just need a few seconds and ill make you give up

    Inan:
    You wont last three minutes, ill stomp you with my boot
    Better get some dentures cuz you'll be losing a tooth
    im invincible, powerful, i'll eat you like a cannibal
    youre a pitiful imbecile, cant win cuz you're not capable

    Alargan:
    oh great.
    i got an overgrown warrior to munch
    ive been overeating tankers, i just one for lunch
    go summon all your plants and your garden gnomes
    ill go outta my cave and i will burn your home

    Inan(going enrage):
    Thats it i had enough, time to show you who's boss
    its been a great fight but im sorry you lost
    your three minutes is up and you have failed to beat me
    but you could stick around and i will farm you for free

    Alargan:
    Fool, im so awesome and i tell ya i got this
    i dont care about losing but to kill you is priceless
    let this battle be known for the whole world to see
    that you just became a victim of the Alargan Killing Spree!



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    Iam not good at rap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madnex View Post
    IGN: Asphynxia

    Rendtail... Versus... Alargaaaaan!

    BEGIN!

    Rendtail
    Rejoice inferior reptile, your master has finally arrived
    To show you how to freestyle, thy pride shall be deprived
    My fiery breath incinerates, at sun's surface degrees
    Yours doesn't even approach these rates, go eat your pedigree
    You're weak, got swapped with me as final boss and so now
    Feeling a little cold? here - step in my magma geyser sauna

    Alargan
    Alright let's go on, but first you have some truths to face
    You're a dragon? More like a disgrace to the whole race
    How do you even qualify, you don't possess wings nor tail
    Even your name's playing a joke at you, "master" Rend-fail
    Idly sitting in the edge of a cliff, hanging all day
    What if I Sparta-kick you back in the abyss, what will you say?

    Rendtail
    Ha, insolent fool, your punny insults make me laugh
    I'll one-shot your HP to null, you think that'll be enough?
    Your best attack is that you suck, literally and metaphorically
    But you've just ran out of luck, punk, and you'll be punished accordingly
    Just look at your appeal, it screams "I am a LOTR rip-off!"
    Now how does that make you feel, you little magma glowing show off?

    Alargan
    Think you can beat me? Before the fight starts I've already won
    It's just hilarious, rage mode? you're the only final boss without one!
    You're in a pinch, how do you even expect to catch me?
    You can't move an inch, your little rocks can barely scratch me
    I'll come crushing down your precious eggs, leaving your nest in shatters
    So better get on your knees and beg, size ain't the only thing that matters

    Rendtail

    Infuriating foolish youth, I'm going to erupt like a volcano
    When I am done with you, your remains will be labeled Jon Doe
    Even when you move, you lag behind and follow heroes around
    Your inability proved, end up hitting nothing but the ground
    Your tail whips fail, and you're not even immune to stun
    Like a dog chasing it's tail, you end up dying like one


    Who won? YOU decide!

    Epic rap battles of Arlor historyyyyy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by xXTXx View Post


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    hahahahahahhaha this made me laugh so hard hahahahhaaha

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    IGN: Commandment

    Ghul Bellybottom of Gold Mine VS Jarl of Brackenridge

    Ghul:
    Jarl you look so weak,
    Couldn't even fit in your armor?
    Those beards make you look antique!
    I bet only two flights of stairs,
    Make you cry like a child.
    It's best for you to go running back to Mama,
    You're truly a gigantic Queen of drama!

    Jarl:
    You tell lies,
    Everybody knows that.
    At least I fight my own battles,
    I don't need three ugly back ups!
    Players love me,
    High chance of locked in every run.
    Unlike you, no need to wait 5 minutes,
    You take out all the fun!

    Ghul:
    Don't go hatin' cause I have friends.
    I'm no loner like you!
    Eating and drinking in your spare time?
    That's what you do!
    Keep on doing that,
    And a fight is no longer needed.
    Cause when the time comes,
    Your health will have you defeated!
    You talk about locked like your an expert,
    I give players 2 maybe 3.
    Unlike you, I am generous.
    Got nothin' more to say, so beat it!

    Jarl:
    Still bashing on my figure?
    Got nothin' more to say?
    You go choke on my rhymes,
    Cause that's how I play!
    You think your so generous?
    But you are wrong.
    If you say locked crates,
    Ask around cause I'm your guy,
    Being number one is where I belong!

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    Ign: danoobie
    Stahl vs major payne

    Stahl
    One things for certain
    Im precise like a sugeon
    Your just another test version
    Easy come easy go
    Gotta give you credit though
    You get farmed more than jarl
    And your still at it
    Till tommorow and your dropped like a bad habbit
    Go ahead take a "stab" at it..

    Major payne
    Ill go off top i dont need to write this
    I am the energy crisis
    Your drops are green mine are priceless
    I got portals in every city
    You pay just to see me
    Basic'ly your just another ap to me
    Really its a shame
    You remain the same
    But dont hate me hate the game

    Stahl
    Im a vet im i pro i got swag
    You can find me in ydra
    You can find me in kraag
    Rockin new daggers with the tag
    Ill slice ya ill dice ya
    Send ya home in a bag
    Leave ya crying more than *radio edit*
    So hide behind your portal cuz im comin
    Im buying kits now better start runnin'

    Major payne
    Ill make this brief
    Only thing runnin is your mouthpiece
    Accept defeat and retreat
    And ill show mercy
    Your less worthy ...than you-know-who
    Stay liquid stay flacid
    My adds do more damage than your attacks did
    My right thumb got more skill than your raps did
    *major pain drops mic and walks off stage 8 mile style*

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    I can't understand why StS has to decide the winners much easier to make a voting delete this thread and make the names off the players not visible just the rap they did. Tell me is that a bad idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrates View Post
    I can't understand why StS has to decide the winners much easier to make a voting delete this thread and make the names off the players not visible just the rap they did. Tell me is that a bad idea?
    Would become a popularity contest if it was a poll. Even if names were hidden. For example, i could tell my guild and friends list the post number and to vote for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dantus View Post
    Would become a popularity contest if it was a poll. Even if names were hidden. For example, i could tell my guild and friends list the post number and to vote for me.
    Yeah. We did community votes for a long time, and unfortunately this is exactly what happened. It's no fun if it's just based on popularity! What about doing a "People's Choice" too though. That could be fun.
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    Correct. Anything even remotely rewarding on forums can be exploited by people using alts to self-boost.

    It doesn't even have to be a contest, a lot of them have done it for reputation points/bars. Not in a mood to forward names to a mod but the list I compiled at a rainy afternoon is still there.

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    hmm this is really a brain buster how to make people vote but not based on popularity I will try to find a solutiong not only for this contest but for future contest too.

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