God is afk

[Ague]

<God is afk> is recruiting!

GM: Wytch
Officers: Ague, Floridafreak, Relixx, Platinumb, Aniskaunaf, Blacklesssoul, Massacredsoul, Okalauib, Startakor, Redgi and Killmefaster, to name a few.

About us:

We're a (relatively) new guild with active members and longtime DL players. You can pretty much always log on and find an active chat and mates to farm or PvP with. As our membership grows, we're looking at increasing the frequency of our games and guild events. We also have a guild Line chat.

Games and events

Kill contest
Kill as many monsters as you can in a given time. We meet in our guild hall before and after and take a tally. Whoever increases their PvE kills the most can win sweet, sweet vanity and gold prizes.
Next event: Saturday, Aug. 30 at 8 P.M. eastern US time.

Team PvP
What better way to bond than to join your guildmates in the DM arena and paint the walls red with your enemies' blood? I can't think of one!
When: We organize these privately.

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PM any of our officers or members in game to be added. This post will be edited periodically with updates as we add to our events and offerings.

Guild rules: NO DRAMA!

[Wytch]

Ahh!! thanks Ague for getting us out there!! looking forward to seeing you guys in game

[Warlord0520]

That guild name is Kind of offensive to religious people, dont ya think?

[Kornsen]

That guild name is Kind of offensive to religious people, dont ya think?

Thumbs up... religion should always be spared from irony or any other kind of humor. Where would we be then, when religions wouldnt stand above anything else anymore. I also dont want to think about a future, in which people will start to use condoms. Disbelievers...

[GearGrinder]

Nice Thread

[Ornah]

I feel so offended right now. PLEASE Change the guild name NOW.

[Wytch]

Wow.. All this over my guild's name. It's sarcasm ppl. I seriously don't think ppl on this game give a f*ck about it with some of the convos I've seen at the station.. Really.. Every other word is rape. That offends me. Jk. Idgaf. I'm here to chill and destress. I love my officers and I hope we provide an atmosphere of very little drama and acceptance of everyone. Thank you guys.

[Ague]

I feel so offended right now. PLEASE Change the guild name NOW.

I'm going to respond to this once in the thread and may add a disclaimer to the top later.

Our guild name is not intended to disparage anyone's religious beliefs. That said, we are not going to change it just to satisfy those who are offended. It's our freedom to express ourselves just as its yours to be offended by that expression.

[erdmannator]

Wow.. All this over my guild's name. It's sarcasm ppl. I seriously don't think ppl on this game give a f*ck about it with some of the convos I've seen at the station.. Really.. Every other word is rape. That offends me. Jk. Idgaf. I'm here to chill and destress. I love my officers and I hope we provide an atmosphere of very little drama and acceptance of everyone. Thank you guys.

Its not the people have the inability to learn... not that people have the disability to talk... its just that people these days can't take a simple joke. For those who feel offended, do you honestly even stop 2 seconds to think about "god is afk (away from keyboard)". Now don't get me wrong, I'm not attempting to say anything bad but the point is... THINK & STOP for a few seconds and interpret a simple joke. How do you even take that offensive? (Unless you worship some type of computer god which is possible like way back when the urns were being used for restrooms and people would prey to the **** god, others would prey to the flu god, others would prey to the market god.) But now your iQ is 10 times that of centuries ago. Stop> relax> think> take a joke

[Wytch]

Its not the people have the inability to learn... not that people have the disability to talk... its just that people these days can't take a simple joke. For those who feel offended, do you honestly even stop 2 seconds to think about "god is afk (away from keyboard)". Now don't get me wrong, I'm not attempting to say anything bad but the point is... THINK & STOP for a few seconds and interpret a simple joke. How do you even take that offensive? (Unless you worship some type of computer god which is possible like way back when the urns were being used for restrooms and people would prey to the **** god, others would prey to the flu god, others would prey to the market god.) But now your iQ is 10 times that of centuries ago. Stop> relax> think> take a joke

Thank you erd <3

[Cutelilkitten]

I'm offended that so many people are offended

[blingswing]

I'm at home. God is AFK. Platinumb.

[Iliketolol]

i like the guild name! good luck with guild!

[blingswing]

Imagine people playing a bloody sexual handheld vampire RPG are offended that we think God stepped away from his keyboard. Maybe you should step away from yours.

[blingswing]

<3 Cutelilkitten

[Int]

I might join but I rarely ever play, might start playing DL again

[TheGearGrinder]

what's the big fuss about

[Wytch]

I'm offended that so many people are offended

*waves* hi cutie

[Ague]

Congratulations to our four PvE contest winners: Relix, Startakor, Lsmokealot and Gododdin.


(Sorry Startakor, we'll get you in the pic next time.)

Our next kill contest is Saturday, Aug 2 at 8 P.M. EDT (east coast USA time)

[TheGearGrinder]

definitely have to try and participate in the next PvE event