How to Own PvP as a Warrior

[Alhuntrazeck]

Hello Warrior community of AL! This is your lucky day as I, Alhunt, a mage, will teach you how to rock PvP.

Disclaimer: This thread is a satire on the warrior class, not meant to offend anyone or anything but is instead my way of campaigning for a fix of this OP weapon.

First you gotta understand your role in the game. STS obviously means for you to be a class that deals damage not as much as rogues and mages but deal it anyway and not be just a damage absorbing class. To fulfill that role, STS gave you guys the glaive, maul and now the buffed bulwark. With these, you have the best HP in the game, best armor and decent damage.

So how DO you win PvP? Simple. Spam crates until you loot a bulwark. This little brainchild of STS lets you have huge amounts of HP and armor as well as damage that equals a mage without mythic gun. Now you got to get a good build:

Ax, Jugg, VB, HoR.

Run around CTF & TDM hunting for these little blue frogs that STS meant to be called "pets" but somehow or the other got turned into a class. Then, VB, ax them in and charge weapon. This bit is crucial because a charged bulwark has a 100% chance to cast a skill the aforementioned pets have an ability to cast - CURSE. These froglike creatures wield these skills with great precision to cause great pain...in clashes. If they drop this on you, you laugh (irl or ig depending on your disposition) and attack like no tomorrow - this is because this skill has little to no impact on you. HOWEVER.

Your bulwark's curse lasts about 5 seconds and has a CD that is as long as your weapon charging time. The frogs' curse has a 15s cd and lasts 10s. 5s->0s, 10s->15s. Gotta love STS, no?

So what you do is, ax the mages in when they run, and charge bulwark. Jugg when you feel like it, heal when you're low HP. It won't matter really. Your curse handicaps them, which is good, yeah?

If you see rogues, do the same. They can't use nox which means they fight you with 3 skills - and you get to use 5. Good, no?

That's it, follow this guide and you will be the strongest class in AL. Don't forget to thank me and above all STS for giving you this wonderful buff!!