Your most awkward conversation?

**Derps** · 02-04-2011, 01:18 PM

I sometimes don't understand how stupid or weird people can be. Here is a conversation I had with absolutely NO back-story at all. Here goes, word by word, but I'm not going to say the person's name.

Person wishes to trade with you.
Me: ??
Him: I need 70k
Ofer
Offer
Me: Wtf are u talking about
Him:I want 70k
Thousand
Me: Ok ill trade u 70k for 200k
Him: Ok
Offer
Offer
Me: I offer 97 chickens
Him: Ok
Me: Go
Him: Offer
You
Offer
Me: Put it up already
Hurry up
Him: What
What
Me: Or im canceling
Now.
Him: What you want
Me: 97 chickena
Him: What is that
Me: Do u know what a chicken is
Him: No
Me: Its an animal that goes bok bok bok
Him: Where do I get one
Offferm
Offer
Hurry
--- a while passes---
I want your gun
Offbeat
Offer
Offer
Offer
Offered
Offer
--He friends me--
--trades me again--

I try to find him again but I can't find him, and I'm not accepting his friend request.

So WTF was that!???
Anyway, post your weird stories!

**noobmigo** · 02-04-2011, 01:23 PM

Do you know what a chicken is?
No
It's a animal that goes bok bok bok
Where can i get one? LULZ

**Derps** · 02-04-2011, 01:28 PM

XD I hope he was kidding or something, and before that I was just browsing the CS, not even buying or selling anything, and neither was he so I have no clue what he wanted me to offer on XD

BTW this only happened like 5 minutes ago

**romgar1** · 02-04-2011, 01:33 PM

Did you try speaking speaking other languages? Try pollo (poyo) = chicken in espaniol

**Pharcyde** · 02-04-2011, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by romgar1

Did you try speaking speaking other languages? Try pollo (poyo) = chicken in espaniol

or Usted Form: El Pollo.

**Derps** · 02-04-2011, 01:34 PM

lol, i didn't know how to say chicken in spanish, and besides I don't even know where this dude is anymore. He just disappeared.

**Arterra** · 02-04-2011, 02:31 PM

when i was like lv12 some lv45 bear comes in and helps us out in dark forest. what was really awkward was how he kept talking about being in the military, how he was going to bomb stuff in a few hours, how he really should be sleeping etc... i would call pics or it didnt happen, except fro such an extreme case.... the rest of the party was also like "ummm, ok". a) no one could relate and b) frankly doesnt make sense to just go saying anything lol

**noobmigo** · 02-04-2011, 02:33 PM

Lulz, yep, a soldier about to bomb things playing PL. Sure.

**Lawlessomega** · 02-04-2011, 03:35 PM

I had a interesting conversation last year where the person claimed to be the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. I was riveted as I listened to him talk about performing live in his "previous life". I didn't buy a sentence of it but I remember it because of his parting words "Hunka hunka I need a banana peanut butter sammich" then quickly as he came he never returned to pl.