Guide on making the cutest free character ever

[LEVEL ONE]

Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure the first name for "Frozen" was The Frozen Queen.
Srsly

Good relative/friend
Parents die.
Main Character leaves.
Sings a song.
Comes back.
Good relative/friend not rlly good.

Which movie did i just describe?

Close, it was planned to be named "The Snow Queen", the exact title of Andersen's book. Elsa was also supposed to be evil, she wasn't supposed to be Anna's sister and Elsa was supposed to wear a cape made of white rats that would crawl up on her back whenever she spread her arms and grossly move all the time. Obviously they didn't take that route.

You don't even realize how silly you are with your statements. Of course they are similar. They contain all parts of "The Heroes Journey". But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you? Here's a link. Read the whole thing, then think about how many movies/games/stories this story pattern can be applied to. Did you get your answer? Yes? Good, now you know how silly you and your "here are 10 reasons why Frozen and Lion King are the same movie #OMG #post-that-on-all-social-media #much-good-article #written-by-a-professional-wow" article are. Please do your research before making such statements.

So we established there are tons of movies with the same story pattern, but does that make them the same movies? Of course not.

And Frozen is better for many reasons when comparing it to Lion King.

[for the lulz]

Everywhere u go on tumblr u see 16 year old girls crying about how sad the lion king was. "Oh its so freaking sad , his own brother let him die " Screw that , im glad he died. Thats how things work in the wild , the alfa male gets overthrown by some other guy. Stop crying about it .The lion king is overrated and BORING. I mean , the whole freaking story is so typical-the son grows up and avenges his father.

Heres why FROZEN is better. When I watched frozen , I expected it to be like every other disney princess story. The girl falls in love with the guy , but they cant be together , so they run away and start a kingdom someplace far far away , and live happily ever after. So i was in the theater like- BOOORINNNNG PLS SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW (I had to watch frozen cus my little cousins wanted to)
But I was so wrong about frozen.. yah it had its cheesy moments and yes it did have a similar story pattern to some other disney movies , but unlike other princess movies, this was about the love shared between two sisters and how they save each other. Thats worth watching.... not some stupid movie like the lion king , which was probably written by 6 monkeys and a typewriter.


Oh and
@armorslash just cus u dont have the patience to comprehend whats going on in the lotr movies , does not make them boring.

[for the lulz]

Wanna know a disney movie that was actually sad ? BAMBI, that crap made me cry for weeks and made me a vegetarian.

[AppleNoob]

Sadly, I don't have any opinions on movies such as lion king and frozen. Reason being is because I can't immerse my self in a movie and feel the emotion.

[ToastyLord]

I understand you guys have your little counterpoints and criticisms about LOTR and The Hobbit (I liked LOTR better) just because you either can't understand or only want a short film, doesn't make LOTR's epic long story boring.

But Frozen, it's just so...bland. I mean, it's kinda overrated. It's really just like all other disney movies. You learn a lesson, boring storyline, awesome villian, good for little girls, (too) many cheesy moments.

To sum it up in a few words "good, not great"

[tHelonestud]

I haven't watched The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies yet. I just can't bring myself to sit trough that again. Last I heard is that the third installment is based on just 50 last pages of The Hobbit book and it primarily contains just action. Apparently they had no time to screw it up then.

The characters are just so bland and stale. Does anyone even know the names of the dwarfs without googling for them? I honestly don't and I can pretty much name everyone in the LotR movies, that's just sad. And when they try to deepen the characters, they just come off as caricatures.



Please do yourself a favor and never talk about that when discussing cinema. Nobody can take your opinion seriously after that statement.

Well even as the book, it was intended for younger audiences than the trilogy which is why the characters and plot are less developed, I think Peter Jackson threw in too much added humor in the Hobbit, first two especially.
But the dwarves are definitely too many and too similar to be remembered, maybe 5 of them have actual important parts.
Anyways, obviously they don't compare to the LOTR trilogy as a book or as the movies, but I feel it's a bit of a stretch to say it's not even a good trilogy.

[gattsplatt]

Am I doing it right?

Some guy even whiteknighted and gave me the wreaths

[LEVEL ONE]

Some guy even whiteknighted and gave me the wreaths

Its because you are so cute. And yes, you are obviously doing it right.

[John Dexter Trinidad]

Lmfao! I'm that mage Convictdoe. HAHAHA. U asked for 200, I gave u 2000. HAHAHA. Now I get it why u need 200. X'D

[Armourslash]

Oh and
@armorslash just cus u dont have the patience to comprehend whats going on in the lotr movies , does not make them boring.

Nobody likes watching 3 hour movies do they?

[LEVEL ONE]

Lmfao! I'm that mage Convictdoe. HAHAHA. U asked for 200, I gave u 2000. HAHAHA. Now I get it why u need 200. X'D

Thanks again for the gold hahah

Nobody likes watching 3 hour movies do they?

When I watch LotR, I watch the whole trilogy (extended edition) in just one session, so...

[for the lulz]

Nobody likes watching 3 hour movies do they?

Ur absolutely right bro , freaking lotr movies are too dam long. Imo they shud be 20 minutes long. BUT NOOO , even thats too long for attention deficit people. BUT NO WORRIES! I have a GREAT idea we can just watch the 2 minute trailer!!!!!

[LEVEL ONE]

Oh no... What - what have I done?

[Armourslash]

Oh no... What - what have I done?

Maybe some people don't like helping cuties out .

[iRandom]

Close, it was planned to be named "The Snow Queen", the exact title of Andersen's book. Elsa was also supposed to be evil, she wasn't supposed to be Anna's sister and Elsa was supposed to wear a cape made of white rats that would crawl up on her back whenever she spread her arms and grossly move all the time. Obviously they didn't take that route.

You don't even realize how silly you are with your statements. Of course they are similar. They contain all parts of "The Heroes Journey". But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you? Here's a link. Read the whole thing, then think about how many movies/games/stories this story pattern can be applied to. Did you get your answer? Yes? Good, now you know how silly you and your "here are 10 reasons why Frozen and Lion King are the same movie #OMG #post-that-on-all-social-media #much-good-article #written-by-a-professional-wow" article are. Please do your research before making such statements.

So we established there are tons of movies with the same story pattern, but does that make them the same movies? Of course not.

And Frozen is better for many reasons when comparing it to Lion King.

First without going to your silly link, i know that
A. The Hero's Journey "first" started from odyseseus. If they made that into a movie. id watch it
B. LotR and the Hobbit revolves around that theory without the cute singing and animation
C. Frozen and Lion King both animation with singing. Parents die. Sings a catchy song. Yes it does revolve around THJ but not as much as they revolve around each other.
since disney ripped themselves off no one will complain.
D. Frozen is liked more for many reasons and one of those reasons is the cold fact(no pun intended) that disney FINALLY made a good movie AFTER 10 years
E. Disney's good movie formation is this.
Relative dies.
Main character leaves.
Main character sings a song.
Main character goes back to save whatever.
Main character defeats "bad guy" with help.
Happy ending.

Now introduce a theme, lovable characters, catchy tunes and lyrics, lots of script, and put it into animation bc real actors are more expensive.
Ta-da. A Lovable Movie

[iRandom]

Everywhere u go on tumblr u see 16 year old girls crying about how sad the lion king was. "Oh its so freaking sad , his own brother let him die " Screw that , im glad he died. Thats how things work in the wild , the alfa male gets overthrown by some other guy. Stop crying about it .The lion king is overrated and BORING. I mean , the whole freaking story is so typical-the son grows up and avenges his father.

Heres why FROZEN is better. When I watched frozen , I expected it to be like every other disney princess story. The girl falls in love with the guy , but they cant be together , so they run away and start a kingdom someplace far far away , and live happily ever after. So i was in the theater like- BOOORINNNNG PLS SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW (I had to watch frozen cus my little cousins wanted to)
But I was so wrong about frozen.. yah it had its cheesy moments and yes it did have a similar story pattern to some other disney movies , but unlike other princess movies, this was about the love shared between two sisters and how they save each other. Thats worth watching.... not some stupid movie like the lion king , which was probably written by 6 monkeys and a typewriter.


Oh and
@armorslash just cus u dont have the patience to comprehend whats going on in the lotr movies , does not make them boring.

A. Plz watch the little mermaid, sleeping beauty,and cinderella.
B. Now plz read little mermaid, sleeeping beauty, and cinderella
C. Read the jungle book
D. read tarzan
E. now watch frozen and lion king. now watch Honest Trailers bc ROFL its funny. lots of laughs
D. 1 monkey, simon, 3 lions, a buffalo, and Pixar
E. now read LotR and The hobbit.
F. Watch LotR and The hobbit
G. go to sparknotes for LotR and The Hobbit
H. Now go to any social media site and say "Peter Jackson just lost his career to 125 pages after he brought it up with at least 1300 pages!"

[iRandom]

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but i have the name cutestlvlone

[Suentous PO]

At this point, I'm Jack here....

[LEVEL ONE]

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Well played sir, well played...

[LEVEL ONE]

First without going to your silly link, i know that
A. The Hero's Journey "first" started from odyseseus. If they made that into a movie. id watch it
B. LotR and the Hobbit revolves around that theory without the cute singing and animation
C. Frozen and Lion King both animation with singing. Parents die. Sings a catchy song. Yes it does revolve around THJ but not as much as they revolve around each other.
since disney ripped themselves off no one will complain.
D. Frozen is liked more for many reasons and one of those reasons is the cold fact(no pun intended) that disney FINALLY made a good movie AFTER 10 years
E. Disney's good movie formation is this.
Relative dies.
Main character leaves.
Main character sings a song.
Main character goes back to save whatever.
Main character defeats "bad guy" with help.
Happy ending.

Wait, wait, wait. So what makes movies similar is not the similar story, but rather the fact that they are animated and that they include singing? Or are you saying that Frozen is similar to LotR, but just a bit more similar to The Lion King? No, wait, no... Im using the wrong word. You didnt say "similar" you said "same". So, is Lion King in fact similar to LotR? Well, it pretty much hits all your points on that list on how to determine whether two movies are the same, so yes. Is it the same movie? Well, according to you, if it was animated it would be.

Now introduce a theme, lovable characters, catchy tunes and lyrics, lots of script, /.../ Ta-da. A Lovable Movie

Man, I had no idea making movies is so easy! Thank you for this useful guide!

and put it into animation bc real actors are more expensive.

This guy just oozes with knowledge, listen to him people and learn!