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    Default Joke Thread: WARNING Contents may be offensive, enter at own risk

    Post your favorite joke...consider your audience please and not get too risque

    Best Pocket Legends themed joke gets a Conquerors Saintly Shield(Pink)
    Time frame: 24 hours from now I'll pick the best, or vote for your favorites and I'll consider choosing that person instead

    Off topic jokes can be posted too but will not apply to contest
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    So I'm going to go out clubbing tonight, get drunk and pick up some hot chicks.

    LOL Jk, I play Pocket Legends.

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    Yay A Joke Forum and its also a contest
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    This is a awesome contest idea. I'll try to think of a joke.

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    Pickup lines is a good idea too lol

    Hey baby, I've got a lvl 35 mage in my pocket

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    Stop post-hording you pansys.

    Show us your comedy genius right now!




    Hey baby. Mines a 35.


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    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

    A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

    "Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

    "But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

    The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
    (can you copy jokes?)
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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

    The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more 'special'."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

    Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account," he said.

    "I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dizko View Post
    hey baby. Mines a 35.

    hahahahahaha =D

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    two old ladies are smoking outside of their retirement home, as that is the only place they are allowed to smoke there. suddenly it starts raining, and one of the ladies whips out a condom to protect her cigarette.

    "where'd you get that?" asked the other lady

    "you can get them at any pharmacy or gas station," replied the lady. "i use them to protect my cigs in the rain."

    The next day the old lady when to a pharmacy to buy some condoms. Being a little lost, she asked the man at the counter where she could find one.

    "where can i find condoms?" asked the lady.

    "what kind are you looking for?" replied the man at the counter.

    "it doesnt matter what kind or anything, just as long as it can fit at camel!" replied the old lady.
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    What does the mushroom say to the other mushroom?

    Your a fun guy!

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    A Bear and a bird are having a drink.
    The Bear says to the bird, "How do you keep your marriage fresh? You and the missus look really happy."
    The Bird says, "No secret. I'm doing it right now."
    The Bear says, "What?"
    "Drinking," the bird says,"Until this picture of Frogmar turns into an Enchantress..."

    I'll be here until 1.2 folks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Endless View Post
    A Bear and a bird are having a drink.
    The Bear says to the bird, "How do you keep your marriage fresh? You and the missus look really happy."
    The Bird says, "No secret. I'm doing it right now."
    The Bear says, "What?"
    "Drinking," the bird says,"Until this picture of Frogmar turns into an Enchantress..."

    I'll be here until 1.2 folks...
    Ahahahahhahahaha. Man that was perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endless View Post
    I'll be here until 1.2 folks...
    Hurry the **** Apple!

    Lol jk, liked it.

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    Getting a pink is like peeing yourself... Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

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    bunch of old jokes...i love this one

    Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

    "God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

    "Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

    Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

    This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ***!"

    ... the teacher fainted!
    STOP!!
    HAMMERTIME!
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    lol bacon, your the front runner

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    Y did the rooster cross the road?
    To proove he wasnt a chicken


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    Three enchantresses were in towne talking about their husbands' love making performance. The first enchantress says ''My husband is a dexterous archer. He really knows how to use his body and how to sweet talk me. I like that.''
    The second one says, ''My husband is a warrior. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. That really gets me going.''

    The third woman just shakes her head and says, ''My husband works for Apple. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it.''

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    Last night my friends asked if i wanted to go hit the town. I said no, i got some studying to do. The next morning i got a text from them describing how they found this club with alot of hot slutty girls, they continued this text with a photo of 20 beautiful girls sleeping in there room with one word in the text "Pwned." You want to know what i was studying? The app store, awaiting the pocket legends update 1.2 to come out. Genius, arent i? FML

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