A son says to his father, "Dad, how come I have 7 brothers and sisters?" His dad says, "well son, it's because you're mom is hard of hearing." The son thinks for a second then says, "What does hearing have to do with that?" His dad replies, "Well, for a while I would say, 'Ruth, do you want to go to bed or what? And she'd say, "What"'

If you don't pay your exorcist, can you get repossessed?

Did you hear they're making next year's tax forms easier? They're gonna have just two lines: First line says, "How much did you make?" Second line says, "Send it in"