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    Default Wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil?

    Nvm its pointless...


    Post jokes here! (I hope they're better than this one )

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    I want to hear the joke

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    Groan.......

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    What did the egg say to the hot water..... It might take me a while to get hard I just got laid. It's a joke you perverts haha.
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    Two Muffins were sitting in an oven, muffin 1 says "Do you think it's hot in here?"
    Muffin 2 say "Aghhhhh, a talking muffin"

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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?










    A fsh.

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    A fsh hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by StompArtist View Post
    What do you call a fish with no eyes?










    A fsh.
    i like that
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    A fsh haha love the egg one too!

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    What do you call a pirate with one eye, a hook on one hand, comes to a kindergarden school with exactly four oranges every day for lunch? Oh yeah, he has green hair too.


    A really, really weird pirate.

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    The only jokes I know are really disturbing and offensive, so I won't post them on here...

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    ROFL at the egg joke XD!!!
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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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    A son says to his father, "Dad, how come I have 7 brothers and sisters?" His dad says, "well son, it's because you're mom is hard of hearing." The son thinks for a second then says, "What does hearing have to do with that?" His dad replies, "Well, for a while I would say, 'Ruth, do you want to go to bed or what? And she'd say, "What"'

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    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it!

    What?

    That wasn't funny enough?

    Well, I got two words for you mister...

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    There were two sand corns in the desert.

    Then one of the sand corns said: "I think we are surrounded".
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    A baby seal walks into a club ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffNStuff View Post
    A baby seal walks into a club ...
    Do I go to hell for thinking that was funny?
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    SON: why is my sisters name Sunnyspring?
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    Lawyers are one of the few people to run when someone asks if they want to go to the bar.

    Either laff or leave made it up on the spot.
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