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    Leave your life questions below. I'll try my best to answer them

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    Why don't my potatoes grow
    Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groaning View Post
    Why don't my potatoes grow
    Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
    Because...

    Your name has 8 letters and potato has 7

    8 + 7 = 15

    *Following facts are based off a 2,000 calorie diet

    potatoes have about 4 grams of protein or 8% of your daily value

    15 - 4 - 8 = 3

    Potatoes have about 897 mg of potassium and 13 mg of salt

    897 divided by 13 = 69

    69 - 3 = 66

    your bear, imnotgroan has 10 letters in his name

    66 x 10 = 660

    the potato song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7uyKYeGPdE is 1 min long

    1 min = 60 seconds

    you joined the forums 18 months ago

    potato has 3 syllables

    18 divided by 3 = 6

    660 + 6 = 666

    Your potatoes do not grow because they are the spawn of the devil...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groaning View Post
    Why don't my potatoes grow
    Soon I shall starve if they don't grow
    Your potatoes don't grow, silly! They Groa!
    Hope is Hungry.

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    why am i groaning? why cant i be cold?
    "Just because ur better than me doesnt mean i suck" ~ Elpsy

    #ProfessionalNoob#FreeThePotatoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by iRandom View Post
    why am i groaning? why cant i be cold?
    I already answered why you are groaning, second page last post

    http://www.spacetimestudios.com/show...nowledge/page2
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    but but but. I don't want to groan. I'd rather be cold than be groaning.

    Make me cold pls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iRandom View Post
    but but but. I don't want to groan. I'd rather be cold than be groaning.

    Make me cold pls.
    I answer questions. I don't do magic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Befs View Post
    I answer questions. I don't do magic.
    Fine.

    I'll stay hot and groan.

    When will PL get the next update? ^^
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    Why did STS have to nerf pvp?

    [B] PL- MAINS: Boiled

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Promagin View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    My question remains unanswered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Promagin View Post
    My question remains unanswered.

    working on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Promagin View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    This is a toughie xD.

    Wait a minute...

    Chickens can't fly.

    Neither can penguins.

    Penguins eat fish, and so do sharks.

    Shark's worst predator is humans

    What's a mix between a shark and a human?

    Sharkboy (from sharkboy and lavagirl)

    Who plays sharkboy?

    Taylor Lautner

    He's also Jacob in twilight.

    Who's the main character in twilight?

    Bella.

    And who plays her?

    Kristen Stewart.

    The chicken crossed the road because he saw Kristen Stewarts acting so he tried to escape her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Befs View Post
    This is a toughie xD.

    Wait a minute...

    Chickens can't fly.

    Neither can penguins.

    Penguins eat fish, and so do sharks.

    Shark's worst predator is humans

    What's a mix between a shark and a human?

    Sharkboy (from sharkboy and lavagirl)

    Who plays sharkboy?

    Taylor Lautner

    He's also Jacob in twilight.

    Who's the main character in twilight?

    Bella.

    And who plays her?

    Kristen Stewart.

    The chicken crossed the road because he saw Kristen Stewarts acting and it gave him gonorrhea.
    u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
    "Treat others like you want yourself to be treated, time will reflect your doing upon you someday..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingshahzeb View Post
    u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
    Cuz there is no proof of illuminati
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingshahzeb View Post
    u forgot saying Illuminati confirmed
    The chicken, sadly, is not a member of the illuminati
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    Quote Originally Posted by Befs View Post
    The chicken, sadly, is not a member of the illuminati
    Okay, i'll ask a easy one
    When will i'll be smart enough to be like you?
    "Treat others like you want yourself to be treated, time will reflect your doing upon you someday..."

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    My Question

    Do midgets have night vision?
    nothing lasts forever

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    Why do people on the forums say deal thrn before you can meet them ingame they have already sold or bought the set?

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