Why did the chicken cross the road? Well guess what? Chicken butt! jk
PL related: because he wanted to eat the cockroach! although there were flame grates in his path....
Other: Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to Mcdonalds and eat all the chicken mcnuggets hes capable of! ( theyve had a rivalry for a long time)
Another: Why did the chicken cross the road?
because the others were calling him chicken! i can see y he took it persoanally...he is one obviously
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i m envisioning free a world where ALL the chickens will be free to cross the road without having their original motives being called into a question
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He was a massive CHicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a barbecue and he heard there was going to be hot chicks there
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because KFC was on the same side he was on
Hmmm... Why did the chicken cross the road...?
#1 Because God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road and there was much rejoicing.
#2 Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road behind a car?
If i went infront he would get tyred
Lol just made that up on the spot
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Why did the chicken cross the road?To prove that he wasn't a turkey.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To check out his fried eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To save his friends from the chicken house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To visit his dead rival da TURKEY!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Because he was playing street fighter with a rooster who knew the ultimate move kamehamecockadoodledoooooooooooooo!
Why did the chicken that had no idea what he was cross the road?To join the chicken choping party!
Why did the chicken cross the deserted road? To commit suicide by getting ran over.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To run away from old mc donald!
How did the chicken get interupted when he was crossing the road?The retardid policemmen came and started biting the chikens a$$ saying "u know y I bit ur a$$?Just to say hi"
Why did the chicken cross the road?To check how fast the homo can run.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To save thecockroach that had cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To ignore the sign that keeps staring at him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To drink the worm guts that was near the staring sign.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To escape from chicken school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To see the plane crash that was aboult to crash on him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?To dance with 10
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:
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1) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it! DONT JUDGE HIM!
2) Why did the duck cross the road? To prove hes no chicken!
last one...
A cow and a chicken break out of prison together and the only obstacle between them and freedom is A ROAD. The chicken tells the cow to cross it without him and the chicken turned to walk back to prison. Later when he was questioned why, he answered that if he crossed the road, it will raise too many questions.
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My Pl related joke: Why did the Mage cross the road?
A: Because all the rangers were yelling, 'revive,'revive'.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It crossed the road because the chicken was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, all the other chickens crossed the road so naturally this one didn't want to appear anti-social, contrary, and oddly different.
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Funny if you heard Clinton's response to his impeachment accusation
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
on the last page.... check it
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#1 Why did the chicken (PL birdie) cross the road?
To get away from the bears and mages repeatidly telling him to use BREAK ARMOR on Keeper's shield.
#2 Why did the chicken cross the road?
To trade Nightarcher for the prize! Duh.
Flated.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He looked both ways first
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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Paris hilton: Huh?
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i posted that one alreadyOriginally Posted by Sigkill
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Funny funny ha ha!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
>It was stapled to the hedgehog
Why did the chicken cross the road?
>Why not?
NOW my PL related ones:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
> Because Night had promised it a million worms if it did
Why did the bird cross the firepit?
>Because some idiot mage had pulled the Bandit Queen AND King
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why gurgox didnt make any noise? cause theres problem with his throat..
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