once upon a time

[Phoenixking]

The. The spry goes o ronaldo eating cereal

[Lowlyspy]

This story was so much funnier before the rollback

[Zaltiar]

And there was this huge funeral, cause EVERYONE KEPT DYING.

[brizo]

haha lovely story

[Phoenixking]

Lol i was always wondering what happened to it i hate how there are bad poeple trying tokill story and main character

[Zaltiar]

Haha. Oh but wait, its not over.
The main character survives...more or less as a zombie. Then suddenly out of nowhere a Hunter appears and he realises he's inside the left for dead game. Then he eats a cookie and starts to fart out magical rainbows as his body turns into a strawberry tart and he's flying through space.
WHAT?

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[lethalchick]

He became known as Crawmerax the Invincible, and was addicted to his pearls (which he stole from Old Spice Guy)

[OverkillED]

then people cure his zombie-ness and peasant lived his life very happily

[Zaltiar]

happily..that is until one day he is at the library browsing the literature, he picks up a book about vampires and he learns that his great great grand mother was a vampire queen. He is now the next in line to be the next
vampire queen. He becomes confused as he is a man, how could he possible be a "queen"?!, the next day...

[Matutd]

then someone kicked ronaldo right where it hurts and the old man arose from the dead as a forest haven zombie

lol too late

[Matutd]

happily..that is until one day he is at the library browsing the literature, he picks up a book about vampires and he learns that his great great grand mother was a vampire queen. He is now the next in line to be the next
vampire queen. He becomes confused as he is a man, how could he possible be a "queen"?!, the next day...

he cut something off that he shouldnt have done, and said i dont think a queen will need these, so he fed them to the dog

[simnar_]

turns out he had 10000000000000000000000000000 bil in the stash but forgot about it

but he bought all of evolt's items with it and was poor again

[Zaltiar]

he cut something off that he shouldnt have done, and said i dont think a queen will need these, so he fed them to the dog

Thus he went on his journey to the mountains of Hemxyzer, as said in the legends, to battle with his sister's brother's dad's mum's grandson for the throne of the vampire queen. which he basically found out, to be himself. torn between pain (of cutting off something he shouldn't have) and his longingness of being the vampire queen. he becomes mentally disabled. He falls in and out of consciousness......*darkness*, he wakes up as a gleaming bright light hits his eyes...

[Matutd]

Thus he went on his journey to the mountains of Hemxyzer, to battle with his sister's brother's dad's mum's grandson. which he basically found out, to be himself. torn between pain (of cutting off something he shouldn't have) and his longingness of being the vampire queen. he becomes mentally disabled. He falls in and out of consciousness......*darkness*, he wakes up as a gleaming bright light hits his eyes...

"hey look i found another wierdo" said an old guy pointing his torch at the newly appointed vampire queen. then he/she shouted "omfg!! the light, it burns" and the newly appointed vampire queen became a pile of ashes

[Zaltiar]

"hey look i found another wierdo" said an old guy pointing his torch at the newly appointed vampire queen

"Nah man, its lady gaga" says another younger guy. The vampire queen then rised, and had a sudden urge to..

[Matutd]

eat this banana ---->

[Zaltiar]

so he went "OM NOM NOM NOM" and devoured it.

[Matutd]

so he went "OM NOM NOM NOM" and devoured it.

the bana managed to escape and now he is a tramp who dances on my signature

[Zaltiar]

the miserable end.

[Matutd]

the miserable end.

LMFAO
there should definitely be a sequel to this