Wise quotes

[im4broke]

"What monstrosities would walk this earth if men's faces were as unfinished as their minds."

Sorry folks, forgot who the philosopher is.

[Unxtoxic]

Great quotes some of them confused me but..... Most are very inspirational. Keep on posting your favorite quotes

[Xymorg]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." President Harry S. Truman

FDR, not Truman. Truman was the Heat/Kitchen/get out thing.

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

[YYZ????]

"If you ain't dyin, you ain't tryin!" muttered in Shadow Caves.

[Unxtoxic]

I got another quote can't remember where it's from but here it is: "don't bite the hand that feeds you" weird quote but I thinks it's very true

[Valiksuhr]

"I am an unlimited man in a limited universe" from the scifi short story "The Man Who Rowed Columbus Ashore."

[Lowlyspy]

"Never bring a knife to a chuck-norris-roundhouse-kick-in-the-face fight"

[Valiksuhr]

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King

[Otukura]

"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King

You made my day.

[Fatpigwarrior]

IDK i heard this dunno if it is wise

Criticising is easy. Art is hard.

[kinawarrior]

I got another quote can't remember where it's from but here it is: "don't bite the hand that feeds you" weird quote but I thinks it's very true

Trent Reznor?

Here are some others I like:

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. (I soooo want to say this to my wife sometime, but I'm afraid lol)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (not the equal part, it's just funny)

[CanonicalKoi]

From PL--"Why are you running? You're a *bird*!!! Stuff runs from *us*!!!!" Or a variant from a friend, "What are you running for--you're a tank! Take the damage!"

Favorite Latin Quote -- "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." (I'll either find a way or make one.)

[Valiksuhr]

Heard this a long time ago from a radio evangelist -

"How many times do you have to be hit in the head before you realize you're being hit in the head?"

[mathewcorp]

"Yeah, well if I had wheels I would be a wagon."- Craig from southpark.

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened. Douglas Adams.

[Roasty]

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail" -Benjamin Franklin

Ever since I've heard that quote, Ben has become one of my idols

[Unxtoxic]

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail" -Benjamin Franklin

Ever since I've heard that quote, Ben has become one of my idols

Love that quote

[Valiksuhr]

Not wise but funny. Just saw it in a commercial.

"The War of the Sexes is over and we won when women started to pole dance for exercise"

[Gladdos]

"Every man has died, but not every man has lived."

[zuesmirza]

Failure is an opportunity to start again more intelligently...

Dedicated to me when I was fighting galactic overlord the 1st time..

[Simnar]

"i can kill to stones with one bird"