Dream craftable item??

[Java]

My dream craftable item would be a temporary elixir...Cup of Coffee

It would require 5 cracked chaos, 5 cracked lightning & 25 cracked water.

It would give 25% boost to speed, +5 dex, +5 int, +25 mana...and would last 30 mins with a 5 min cooldown with negative effects -10% speed, -5 all stats.

Just having fun...

Sts...we would also need surplus bathrooms around Arlor


What items would you love to see in the crafting table?

Dogs with thumbs would make you coffee, cats with thumbs would steal your car.