Mindless blatherings of a caffeinated mind...

[Java]

What even is this thread... I sorta love it

It's a rare view inside the insane brain of a coffee addict. Unfiltered utter insanity. Cream or sugar?

(I work nights, driving...this keeps me entertained)

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[resurrected]

I got none to make me lattee

[konafez]

If a tree falls in the woods....

........and hits a mime.......

........does anyone care?.....

[Shadowfaux]

Nope

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

Making coffee in the morning is basically a real-world version of Plants vs. Zombies.

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[Java]

An increase in coffee rations from 1 pot to 2 pots...DoublePlusGood!

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[Java]

Oh, coffee..you sweet, sweet miracle worker.

[Dangerfoxx]

Lol this is madness

[Java]

Somewhere around the fifth cup of coffee, the concept of time became meaningless.

[Shadowfaux]

So what happens at about the 15th cup?

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

So what happens at about the 15th cup?

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

Explosive stuff!

[Shadowfaux]

I was so hoping you weren't going to take the answer in that direction. SMH I bet you're an Ace Ventura fan aren't you?

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

I was so hoping you weren't going to take the answer in that direction. SMH I bet you're an Ace Ventura fan aren't you?

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

What? Explosive stuff...like witty repartee & clever retorts. BAM!

Wait. That happens after one cup....

I believe the answer is best represented with this pic...

[Java]

Another day. Another gram of caffeine.

[Shadowfaux]

Cutting back significantly I see...

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

Cutting back significantly I see...

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

Most count their caffeine in milligrams, not me. *wink*

[Shadowfaux]

I repeat my earlier statement

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

If only there were some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the past 24 hours.

[Shadowfaux]

There's always exponents

-"What? Did you expect something profound here?"-

[Java]

I am something right now, but I wouldn't call it "functional."