Names that are too cool to not be used

[Zerious]

So yeah, I think we could really have fun with this thread

All you gotta do is think of awesome, catchy, and/or funny (but PG rated) names that you'll love to use or see used on a twink.

I'll start with:

•Globalwarmin
•Flyinguitar
•Asbestos
•Comatmetroll
•Bigbangatk
•Sandpaper
•Sawdust
•Oldcellphone
•Coachpurse
•Bagobricks
•Gameboypockt
and my personal favorite:
•Danvstwinks (from the series Dan vs)

Now your turn! GO!

posted:
•RebeccaBlack
•ItsFriday
•Hitthefloor
•Moonwalktwink
•Trololface
•Trump
•Deathdelivery
•Wildrattata
•Prostitcher
•Trololfun
•Chumplankton
•Crackwipe
•Mumzor
•Pwnzorg
•Pinktwink
•Isocool
•Noinspiration
•Rootless
•Tootiredtotwink <- too long but still pretty funny
•Peekatchu
•Trollgasm
•Phunnygui
•Oohdatwabbit
•Rabidfish
•Highsodium
•Starbucks
•Mommytwink
•Mommabear
•Mymommy
•Spankme
•Ilikespanks
•iSpank
•Odetoiddy
•Odetoz
•Odetosbm
•Odetorosewand
•Floatingpee
•Peecantsink
•Yormomisyum
•Zequaltard <---- OMG SOMEONE MAKE THIS!!
•Turdwhang
•Supernarwhal
•Momsminivan <--- so using this XD
•MrWallace
•Supersize
•ObeseTwink
•TweetTwink
•TwinkieTweet
•Milkyway
•Mytoliet
•Chorizo (lol Latinos understand this)
•Elsinto (slang for cinturon. Latinos understand this from their child hood.... speaking from experience XD)
•Chocoholic
•Hidingwaldo
•Tiotito (uncle tito in spanish XD. Based on my actual uncle tito)
•Tweakertwink
•Myinsaneping
•Myneighbor
•Cholesterol
•Lasvegas
•Sesamestreet
•Pinkytwinkie
•Junkfood
•Yourlag
•Somedoofus
•Anothermoron
•Thatidiot
•GirlyTeenGirl
•FatCakes
•Beeturia
•Tokkimonsta
•Nujabes
•Shingohtwo
•Littlebrother
•Ninthwonder
•Gramatik
•Asoprock
•Funkyhomosapian
•Skrillex
•Twinkerbell
•Hammotime
•Twelveyogirl
•Admin
•Quetzalcoatl
•Spinnychair
•Aflamingturd
•Kelso
•Ghostnappa
•Suprkamiguru
•Spongebob (I think Squilliam would be good for a troll's name)