atlorian election 2016

[konafez]

I have decided to run for president of arlor!

My campaign slogan, make arlor cake , again! ( I know I put the recipe around here somewhere )

My platform is un nerfing rogues (that should get me the rogue vote) , increasing gold drops, and making hox get a permit for putting up that star gate in the basement!

My vice president wil be coffeegirl , her campaign promise..to give coffee to everyone! Even your pets! (Imagine Grimm on espresso)

My minister of defense will be barrison ..his goal is to open up trade negotiations with the orcs (then hit them in the head and take there stuff)

My head of finance will be Zeus ( he's got most of the gold already ..let's just put him in charge of the rest of it)

My secretary of the environment will be coalhouse (if you mess up arlor , he will send the a.r.s.e.s to beat you with turnips)


My joint chiefs of staff will be raia, ruz, drake, and vixeene ( they won't get anything done..but they are fun to hang out with and they alwase have cake)




Vote for change! And cake! ...(mostly cake)

[Legallyblonde]

can i be head of blondes

[konafez]

can i be head of blondes

Yes you can!

[Hail]

As I am also running, I would like to send some concerns.

Arlors ever-decreasing cake stocks is purely from the greediness of KONAFEZ. Constantly devouring the small slices of deliciousness, he is surely to bring half of the population to starvation.

Rumour has it COFFEEGIRL was sighted flavouring her coffee!! Also, where is the coffee coming from? How can the people be sure she will fulfill her promise to give coffee to everyone?

If the minister of defence acts in such a manner with Arlors inhibitants, Arlor is sure to be rebelled against and brought into an ever-lasting war. This is sure to devastate the economy (will our head of finance be able to keep up with the expenses of war?), cause several losses of our local heroes as well as ruin the overall happiness that is evident within such a nation.

Finally, how are Arlors national creatures to react to their owners getting bashed and bruised by turnips.. from the people supposedly accountable for their overall safety. Surely the shock will be great enough to cause significant emotional damage, putting our pets in extreme depression at the risk of self-harm. A.R.S.E.S is supposed to strive for the well-being of our favorite companions, not putting them at such risks.

Arlor, this tragedy of a Political Party is bound to certain failure. Vote 4 Hail and you will not regret it.

*drop mic*

[Vixenne]

Ice cream cake for the President

[konafez]

(In best Richard Nixon voice) I am not a crook!

My opponent is trying to muddy the issues! I have it on good authority that Hail is known for going into peoples homes and wrecking up the place!

Can we really trust someone who when asked who they would make head of there secret service, was quoted as saying "its a secret!" (See what I did there)

[Legallyblonde]

its kind of sad yet awesome this thread has better writing than 90% of AL's story line.

[kinzmet]

As promoter of Anti-graft and corruption polices, we should ask the Arlorian court to grant us the right to check konafez's stash, it was rumored to be filled with illegal cakes bougth in very cheap-unfair price from poor Arlorian farmers.

#HailForPresident!

[Legallyblonde]

As I am also running, I would like to send some concerns.

Arlors ever-decreasing cake stocks is purely from the greediness of KONAFEZ. Constantly devouring the small slices of deliciousness, he is surely to bring half of the population to starvation.

Rumour has it COFFEEGIRL was sighted flavouring her coffee!! Also, where is the coffee coming from? How can the people be sure she will fulfill her promise to give coffee to everyone?

If the minister of defence acts in such a manner with Arlors inhibitants, Arlor is sure to be rebelled against and brought into an ever-lasting war. This is sure to devastate the economy (will our head of finance be able to keep up with the expenses of war?), cause several losses of our local heroes as well as ruin the overall happiness that is evident within such a nation.

Finally, how are Arlors national creatures to react to their owners getting bashed and bruised by turnips.. from the people supposedly accountable for their overall safety. Surely the shock will be great enough to cause significant emotional damage, putting our pets in extreme depression at the risk of self-harm. A.R.S.E.S is supposed to strive for the well-being of our favorite companions, not putting them at such risks.

Arlor, this tragedy of a Political Party is bound to certain failure. Vote 4 Hail and you will not regret it.

*drop mic*

if u win can i also be head of blondes

[Hail]

if u win can i also be head of blondes

Vote4Hail and its yours
#HailSupportsBlondes

[Wiz8]

vote for me to get the best cake ever xD


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[Miguel Herbert]

I vote for hail

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[bonjovi3223]

its kind of sad yet awesome this thread has better writing than 90% of AL's story line.

You are blonde......right? ?

[bonjovi3223]

As promoter of Anti-graft and corruption polices, we should ask the Arlorian court to grant us the right to check konafez's stash, it was rumored to be filled with illegal cakes bougth in very cheap-unfair price from poor Arlorian farmers.

#HailForPresident!

Kona's list of crimes are beyond imagination. He is like Lex Luthor, steal from the world then run for presidency.

[Hercules]

lols............

[Niixed]

I think i may have to run against you. Arlor must be purged of all desserts!

#ThundyForPrez

[Ineedgold]

I vote for the one who will legalize space cakes

[konafez]

The rumours of me making shadey deals with jardis gearloose to pay me in cake in return for sending him un suspecting adventurers to beat up and rob , is totally a fabrication of my opponents campaign

Yes Mr gearloose is a old family fried, but I in no way support his building of flame throwing cars to run over and scorch my fellow adventures

And I support cakes on land,sea , in space and in quasi dimensional spaces

[konafez]

My stash is not the issue here (quickly cleans out stash)

I think we should look into campaign finance reform, I hear Hail has purchased one of the kraken islands for a beach party!

[wangkj]

Ill unlock the sea for Kona. Vote for Kona 2016!!! Make cake good again