atlorian election 2016

[Cool1t]

I shall run against you and my job in office will give everyone green eggs (rest to expensive yall aint worth it)

[Coalhouse]

As I am also running, I would like to send some concerns.

Arlors ever-decreasing cake stocks is purely from the greediness of KONAFEZ. Constantly devouring the small slices of deliciousness, he is surely to bring half of the population to starvation.

Rumour has it COFFEEGIRL was sighted flavouring her coffee!! Also, where is the coffee coming from? How can the people be sure she will fulfill her promise to give coffee to everyone?

If the minister of defence acts in such a manner with Arlors inhibitants, Arlor is sure to be rebelled against and brought into an ever-lasting war. This is sure to devastate the economy (will our head of finance be able to keep up with the expenses of war?), cause several losses of our local heroes as well as ruin the overall happiness that is evident within such a nation.

Finally, how are Arlors national creatures to react to their owners getting bashed and bruised by turnips.. from the people supposedly accountable for their overall safety. Surely the shock will be great enough to cause significant emotional damage, putting our pets in extreme depression at the risk of self-harm. A.R.S.E.S is supposed to strive for the well-being of our favorite companions, not putting them at such risks.

Arlor, this tragedy of a Political Party is bound to certain failure. Vote 4 Hail and you will not regret it.

*drop mic*

*Whistles nonchalantly whilst hiding tranquillizer gun behind back.*

[konafez]

I have found documents leading me to believe that my opponent supports a luxury tax on vanitys , do we want our pants literally taxed off of us!

And I deny any involvement in the "white cake" scandal. Yes I put the cake in my mouth..but I never chewed .

Vote for me and I promise a cake in every stash (and ten in mine) and a jewel elix in every inventory!

[Iove]

#Rafaaaa President, Promocode with arcanes itens now, promocode with mythic tomorrow, promocodes forever!!!
#everybodyhateschris !!!

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[Schnitzel]

Okay, so the current candidates are:

Party	Candidates	# of Votes
Unknown	Cool1t	1
Anti-Cake	Hail	3
Cake	Konafez	4
Unknown	Rafaelfarias406	1
Unknown	Thundyrz	1

Make your votes with "#<Name>ForPresident"
One vote per person

[Deathlyreaper]

#Konaforpresident
#makearlorcakeagain

[Java]

#KonaforPresident

[seraneyla]

#hailforpresident

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[Rara]

Err, il vote for Hail, simply because his speech is way too convincing.

#Hailforpresident

[konafez]

Make arlor cake , again!

[ilhanna]

Some stranger gave me a potato wrapped in this odd message. He said to deliver the message to "the Cake Guy", so I guess this is yours, Kona.



PS. I've eaten the potato.

[Java]

Some stranger gave me a potato wrapped in this odd message. He said to deliver the message to "the Cake Guy", so I guess this is yours, Kona.



PS. I've eaten the potato.

Omg! I'm crying here!!

[konafez]

Some stranger gave me a potato wrapped in this odd message. He said to deliver the message to "the Cake Guy", so I guess this is yours, Kona.



PS. I've eaten the potato.

I can see this is a ploy by the potato party to uproot my campaign (you see what I did there)

But I will not be stopped! They will not root me out! (Yes another potato joke..I couldn't help myself)

I have discovered that my opponent has hired ...well I won't say crazy..let's say pathologically high spirited, campaign workers

[Hail]

My stash is not the issue here (quickly cleans out stash)

I think we should look into campaign finance reform, I hear Hail has purchased one of the kraken islands for a beach party!

I must admit this is true... and everyone who #Vote4Hail is invited!

[kinzmet]

Okay, so the current candidates are:

Party	Candidates	# of Votes
Unknown	Cool1t	1
Anti-Cake	Hail	3
Cake	Konafez	4
Unknown	Rafaelfarias406	1
Unknown	Thundyrz	1

Make your votes with "#<Name>ForPresident"
One vote per person

Dear Election Commissioner Ruizhe,

The "Unknown" party are Independent. Only 2 of the candidates are backed by Political party.

[leiyowsz]

#HailForPresident

[Masked]

As promoter of Anti-graft and corruption polices, we should ask the Arlorian court to grant us the right to check konafez's stash, it was rumored to be filled with illegal cakes bougth in very cheap-unfair price from poor Arlorian farmers.

#HailForPresident!

Lol !!!!! *11 times*

[Schnitzel]

Dear Election Commissioner Ruizhe,

The "Unknown" party are Independent. Only 2 of the candidates are backed by Political party.

Lol sorry forgot about that part, I'll edit when i get home

[konafez]

My campaign just received a large donation of glinstone coins!


On a side note I plan to start a glinstone tourism bord...come , see the sights ! (And get mauled by disgruntled gnomes) you can even bring the kids! (If that have full medical coverage) you will love it so much , you won't ever want to leave (mostly because you will have lost the use of your legs) stay in one of the many fine hotels (or in one of the many unmarked graves) glinstone is for the whole family! (To go missing and never be seen again)

[dinzly]

Oohh ! great tour plan..i go ! ( while writing a last will )

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