OK, I will level my mules. I was taken by the story of them being noncombatants. All three have max inventory slots. None has a kill or a death. They are one of each and they hold their relative loots, the bird has the dex, elf the int, bear the str. Now all my pinks are locked away. So I guess the merchants have to go off to war. Oh look, they have to help other helpless merchants, who think they are heroes. Poor little things. Will they even make it to Graveyard Louie before running home in fear?