um......lets see.......oh i got one!

goblin: ugh hey swamp hag lets trade places! its so wild here! ( goblins in wyldwood)

swamp hag: um sure i rather go to a wild place than smell swamp gas!

switching places

goblin:whew smells like somebody farted! whoa whoa! i didnt know crocs were here! ahh there eating my intestines!!!!

swamp hag: oooooo theres mojo???? dang he is fat ahhhh he is coming!!!

they both go to heaven happily ever never!