300k+ Contest Give Away!

[Zeus]

Okay, so I'm giving away 300k+. I will add more to the pot as any extra money I get that does not lower me from the gold cap will be dumped in here. Thanks to DawnInfinity for the contribution of 200k; I used some (most) of my contest prize to get my bear fury fighter gear, the rest I'm donating here.

Here is how it will work. This is a humor contest.

Whoever makes the most humorous line, joke, or anything will win the gold. I will also ask Samhayne to support my contest with some platinum. So get your stories, lines, jokes, or whatever going. We all need good laughs!

Note: Screenshots of PL related material can be included. In fact, EVERY joke has to be PL related, those that aren't will be ignored and disqualified.

Donations and Advertisement for this contest is welcome!

Deadline for the entries will be next friday. All Google'd results will be disqualified.