Part 1
Setting: a somewhat ostentatious office on the seventh floor of an enormous research facility. A gray-haired gentleman with rather too little hair and much too-thick lenses in his glasses peers at tablet computer and pokes at it ineffectually with a stylus. Suddenly, the door bursts open and a large man in a military uniform, followed by five or six men and women in business attire enter.
“Oh! Hello, General. What a pleasant surprise.”
“‘Surprise”, Dr. Fnortner? You’ve known about this meeting for months. Please tell me this is not going to be the colossal waste of time the last two meetings were.”
“Waste of time? Why, whatever do you mean, General?”
“At the first meeting all you’d talk about was the weather and kept insisting we have some cookies. I couldn’t get a word in edgewise to ask about the project. And I never want to see another Fig Newton. You were unexpectedly “out” when we were supposed to meet last time. Your secretary finally confessed with a little, um, persuasion, that you actually spent the day standing on a toilet in the mens room, hiding.”
“Well, I’m certain it was all just a misunderstanding, and, speaking of weather, have you noticed...”
“Stop right there. Look, Doc, we’ve sunk a metric starship-load of credits into the project. Please, PLEASE tell me that you have something to show for our investment.”
All right then, General. Ladies and gentlemen. Step this way.”
Part 2 follows.....
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