Toilet With No Toilet Paper...

**Zeus** · 08-07-2016, 11:02 AM

Hello,

After I purchased the toilet, I noticed people taking massive dumps in my house. After a while, I began to realize how dirty my toilet looked. It occurred to me, our toilets have no toilet paper. As a result, people are behaving like cavemen and ruining our wonderful homes.

So, may we please have some toilet paper to keep our houses clean? Preferably, Charmin' Ultra Soft for those of us with sensitive bums!

Thanks!

**kinzmet** · 08-07-2016, 11:55 AM

I used Tavern books, theres a lot of them.

**Fyrce** · 08-07-2016, 12:09 PM

We need composting toilet. Or various holes in the ground

**Iockedcrate** · 08-07-2016, 01:47 PM

lmao rlly? wtf hahaha

**Captain critic** · 08-07-2016, 11:46 PM

Pahahhah sorry but thats sounds way too funny XD

**Zylx** · 08-09-2016, 07:46 PM

But zeus aint you richhh? Aint you got dat toilet that sprays ur bum with water and dries? Also self cleaning and autoflush, you just have to flip the switch located by the jet on the bottom of the bowl.

**Zeus** · 08-09-2016, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Zylx

But zeus aint you richhh? Aint you got dat toilet that sprays ur bum with water and dries? Also self cleaning and autoflush, you just have to flip the switch located by the jet on the bottom of the bowl.

No matter what rich people say, that cleaning thing feels weird and uncomfortable...@.@

**Zylx** · 08-09-2016, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Zeus

No matter what rich people say, that cleaning thing feels weird and uncomfortable...@.@

Oh. I thought it feels like a massaging shower @.@

**resurrected** · 08-10-2016, 09:19 AM

**Justg** · 08-10-2016, 10:41 AM