An Ode To Coffee

**CanonicalKoi** · 10-05-2011, 07:36 PM

**starts a pot for Growwle and Higgins** Stop by and I'll set you up, gentlemen.

**Growwle** · 10-05-2011, 08:54 PM

***just had a cup, but will not decline another, many thanks.***

**starsavior** · 10-06-2011, 02:53 PM

People say that it's money that makes the world go round, but we all know It's coffee.

**MimeRifle** · 10-06-2011, 02:59 PM

I'm drinking it right now and it's 3:09pm! (that is not typical for me though... just experienced a harder than normal post-lunch crash today). I hadn't noticed the offer of coffee. Although I adjusted really quickly to answering to the name Higgins, I usually tune out any sentence containing the word "gentleman" or "gentlemen" assuming they aren't talking to me... ha!

**Nightarcher** · 10-06-2011, 04:11 PM

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me.

**CanonicalKoi** · 10-06-2011, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Nightarcher

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me.

...I brew my own and it's a lot less expensive than other things like soda and the like.
...I have never suffered from any form of caffeine withdrawal when I've had to do without.
...I have no dental problems.
...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that.

MMMMMM.....COFFEE.

**Growwle** · 10-06-2011, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by CanonicalKoi:438479

Originally Posted by Nightarcher

Without coffee, I would...

...save a ton of money.
...not suffer withdrawal due to a caffeine addiction.
...have less dental problems.
...have to regulate my sleeping patterns better to stay awake, providing further health benefits.

--

Oh wait! I don't drink coffee! Silly me.

...I brew my own and it's a lot less expensive than other things like soda and the like.
...I have never suffered from any form of caffeine withdrawal when I've had to do without.
...I have no dental problems.
...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that.

MMMMMM.....COFFEE.

I'm so sorry, incontinence is a serious issue.

**CanonicalKoi** · 10-06-2011, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Growwle

I'm so sorry, incontinence is a serious issue.

...I sleep like a baby (minus the waking up crying every few hours and needing to be changed part, I mean. Now that I think about it, that phrase is just wrong. :/ ) All righty, then, I sleep well. Let's just leave it at that.

You missed the all-important "minus", you rascal, you.

**moves coffee pot out of Growwle's reach**

**Cahaun** · 10-06-2011, 06:32 PM

Hey guys a new enhancer came out!!!
COFFEE!!!
(Description: +500% speed)
Jk lol

**starsavior** · 10-06-2011, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Cahaun:438611

Hey guys a new enhancer came out!!!
COFFEE!!!
(Description: +500% speed)
Jk lol

Lol hmmm Coffee giving +500% speed =/.... Yeah sounds about right.

**thewolf** · 10-07-2011, 10:41 PM

yay for coffe

**thewolf** · 10-07-2011, 10:41 PM

omg im a senior member wooo what do i get

**Cahaun** · 10-09-2011, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by thewolf:440061

omg im a senior member wooo what do i get

Nothing at all!!!!

**Sassinya** · 10-09-2011, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by deathpunch:437105

Originally Posted by mimerifle

...have to adjust my daily routine significantly. Tankkaar brought up an interesting point... I wonder how people went to the bathroom before there was coffee... Hmmm...

none. That's why people in the stone age only lived for 20 or so years.

roflmao

**starsavior** · 10-09-2011, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by Growwle:436988

Without coffee I would...

Not be able to save any stars.

**IceCoffie** · 10-09-2011, 02:13 AM

without coffee I wouldnt hace a name

**Growwle** · 10-09-2011, 02:35 AM

Lol, I am surprised that this thread, which I posted in my incoherent early morning haze, is still going. I guess it is the power of coffee keeping it going.

**Cahaun** · 10-09-2011, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Growwle:441496

Lol, I am surprised that this thread, which I posted in my incoherent early morning haze, is still going. I guess it is the power of coffee keeping it going.

Lol yea