An Ode To Coffee

[starsavior]

Xd roflol

[MimeRifle]

die.
howl like an enraged wolf with a full moon and a thorn in its paw.
whine.
sob quietly in the corner while curled up in the fetal position.
look like this...

Is that a chinchilla?!?

[CanonicalKoi]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

[MimeRifle]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Get me the holy hand grenade! oh lord bless this thy holy hand grenade with we will blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy!

[CanonicalKoi]

Be kind to the bunnies, Higgins, or he'll steal my credit card and start Googling "thermonuclear devices" again. O.O

[MimeRifle]

Wilco Veronica. Nice bunny!!

[Cahaun]

Trained attack bunny suffering an attack of bunnui because of severe coffee-lack. ;-)

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it? That rodent's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Get me the holy hand grenade! oh lord bless this thy holy hand grenade with we will blow thine enemies to tiny bits... In thy mercy!

... And you shall count to "three" no more...no less. Two is too small and you shall not count to two but "three". Five... Is also not to be counted to but "three". Then throw the Holy Hand Grenade in thee direction of thy target. Amen.

Gotta love the movie.

WHAT...Is your favorite color!!!!!!?

[MimeRifle]

Yellow. No, No I mean blllluuuuuueeeeee ahhhhhhhrrrrgg....

[Growwle]

Python is the hallmark of geekiness

[Phoenixking]

wait wait wait i tasted coffee caise im mexican and regulorly mexican parents make there kids drink coffee at an early age of 10 well i tasted and my tungue almost went to the back of my throat and i treid to take the taste out

[CanonicalKoi]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

[Growwle]

wait wait wait i tasted coffee caise im mexican and regulorly mexican parents make there kids drink coffee at an early age of 10 well i tasted and my tungue almost went to the back of my throat and i treid to take the taste out

Tastes better when you are older.

[Phoenixking]

naaaaah i can drink soda though cause i get easily hyper so drinking coca cola or cycola ill get the boost:P

[Growwle]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

Coffee > Hangover

[Phoenixking]

if i get hyper from coca cola imagine coffee then O.o

[Growwle]

Yes, light roast, auto drip cafe "Americano" has the most caffeine of any beverage other than energy drinks (according to some study I read somewhere a while ago).

[MimeRifle]

Mmmmm.....coffee.....

Ebon brew of bliss.
Lifter of brain-fog, healer
of woe. Slur-ur-p.

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[CanonicalKoi]

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

[Growwle]

You worked pretty hard to make that a haiku! lol...

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

Lol, brings a tear to my eye.

[MimeRifle]

The final "Slur-ur-p" was lengthened to attempt to illustrate both the painful delights of that first sip, commingled with the angst of the knowledge that it would all too soon be gone. It's existential, really. *curtsies*

That is absolutely fantastic. It's not the first time I've had to have art explained to me... I'm in blissful sync with the vibe now, and thinking about stopping for a *real* coffee on the way to work in the morning!