Hey guys, don't you just hate when this happens? I hate when this happens. (I'll also hate if it's not in all capitals...)

I HATE HOW WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO YOUR ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF YOU KNOW JUST 'BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP' AND ALL IT DOES IS BEEP AND YOU TRY TO GET IT TO STOP BEEPING BUT IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO LISTEN SO YOU'RE SMACKING AROUND LOOKING FOR THE BUTTON BUT THE BUTTON SEEMS TO ALL OF A SUDDEN BE THE MOST STEALTHY THING IN THE WORLD BECAUSE FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES YOU JUST CANT FIND IT AND NOW YOU'VE GOTTA GET UP AND FIND IT BUT YOU TRIP OVER SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR THAT YOU KNEW YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT AWAY LAST NIGHT BUT YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST LIKE AHHH WHATEVER I'LL DO IT IN MORNING NO BIG DEAL BUT YOU WERE OH SO WRONG BECAUSE NOW IT'S A SERIOUS DEAL AND YOU FALL OVER BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT YOU ACTUALLY FALL BUT ENOUGH TO BE ANNOYING AND SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY ANNOYED AT THE ALARM CLOCK NOW YOU'RE JUST IN A BAD MOOD AND WHEN YOU FINALLY MANAGE TO FIND THAT BEEPING DEATH MACHINE IN THE DARK YOU ARE JUST SO MAD THAT YOU TEAR THE CHORD OUT OF THE WALL AND SMASH THE CLOCK ON THE GROUND AND LET OUT A TRIUMPHANT YELL ONLY TO SEE THE CALENDER ON THE WALL AS THE SUN BEGINS TO CREEP THROUGH THE WINDOW AND REALIZE IT'S SATURDAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TO WORK AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!&!^& *!%&!$&!#!#!


Ok how's that? Everyone knows that punctuation isn't needed in a rant.