Pls cinco reply if plat sale :( I CRI

[Coolaid90]

Please, with all earnesty and sincere gratitude give us a plat sale for thanksgiving. I really appreciate it, and everyone else would too. Ty cinco

[Cinco]

So sorry to say this: I fell down the stairs at my house and hit my head, and now I can't give any straight answers. I can only answer in Zork-like interactives...

[The Forums]
You are on the Spacetime Forums talking about Platinum Sales.
The keyboard clicks as you type. The dub-step soundtrack of a nauseating PvP video plays on YouTube in a distant browser tab.
A chilling wind pushes against the window glass.
An elderly voice rasps through the air... calling your name!

Do you:
a.) Call back: "Hello? Who's there?!"
b.) Stay silent and listen carefully.
c.) GET OUT NOW!!!

[Coolaid90]

So sorry to say this: I fell down the stairs at my house and hit my head, and now I can't give any straight answers. I can only answer in Zork-like interactives...

[The Forums]
You are on the Spacetime Forums talking about Platinum Sales.
The keyboard clicks as you type. The dub-step soundtrack of a nauseating PvP video plays on YouTube in a distant browser tab.
A chilling wind pushes against the window glass.
An elderly voice rasps through the air... calling your name!

Do you:
a.) Call back: "Hello? Who's there?!"
b.) Stay silent and listen carefully.
c.) GET OUT NOW!!!

I choose A. Calls back and asks if there will be plat sale. Now actually, will there be a plat sale

[Cinco]

[The Forums]
"Hello?" you call out. "Who's th..."
You're interrupted by the disembodied elderly voice screaming: "COOOLAID!!!"
Silence follows. Several seconds. Then the voice storms the air again.
"COOOOOLAID!!!!"
You sense the voice is coming from somewhere outside.

Do you:
a.) Go outside. Let's get to the bottom of this!
b.) Wait inside. What's this stupid voice gonna do next?
c.) Post in PL General Discussion: Anyone Else Hearing An Old Man Voice?

[Coolaid90]

[The Forums]
"Hello?" you call out. "Who's th..."
You're interrupted by the disembodied elderly voice screaming: "COOOLAID!!!"
Silence follows. Several seconds. Then the voice storms the air again.
"COOOOOLAID!!!!"
You sense the voice is coming from somewhere outside.

Do you:
a.) Go outside. Let's get to the bottom of this!
b.) Wait inside. What's this stupid voice gonna do next?
c.) Post in PL General Discussion: Anyone Else Hearing An Old Man Voice?

Go outside. let's get to the bottom of this!

[Cinco]

[Outside - Hyper Street]
Like falling in a dream, your first step through the door makes you feel like you've dropped a dozen stories in slow-motion.
"What the?!" the shrill of your voice surprises you. "Where am I?"
You find yourself on the street. It is like so many avenues that weave through Asylum Earth: a long black mirror made of rain and asphalt.
Behind you the rasping breath of an aging man draws your attention. You turn to see CINCO LOCO... crooked by age, trembling under a shock of white hair. He mumbles to himself... "Latsale, batsale," in hoarse refrain. "Platinum shale..."
You step towards the bitter aging oaf. Your question ready to pose... when the gut-wrenching groan of an Alien Commander swells in the distance. Thundering footsteps tumble down the block. They are coming! THEY ARE COMING!!

Do you:
a.) Quickly ask Cinco Loco your burning question... before he loses his mind completely!
b.) Turn toward the Alien Horde... ready for combat! I'll ask my question when business is done.
c.) Forget about it. Just assume there's gonna be a Platinum Sale at some point in the future.

[Coolaid90]

[Outside - Hyper Street]
Like falling in a dream, your first step through the door makes you feel like you've dropped a dozen stories in slow-motion.
"What the?!" the shrill of your voice surprises you. "Where am I?"
You find yourself on the street. It is like so many avenues that weave through Asylum Earth: a long black mirror made of rain and asphalt.
Behind you the rasping breath of an aging man draws your attention. You turn to see CINCO LOCO... crooked by age, trembling under a shock of white hair. He mumbles to himself... "Latsale, batsale," in hoarse refrain. "Platinum shale..."
You step towards the bitter aging oaf. Your question ready to pose... when the gut-wrenching groan of an Alien Commander swells in the distance. Thundering footsteps tumble down the block. They are coming! THEY ARE COMING!!

Do you:
a.) Quickly ask Cinco Loco your burning question... before he loses his mind completely!
b.) Turn toward the Alien Horde... ready for combat! I'll ask my question when business is done.
c.) Forget about it. Just assume there's gonna be a Platinum Sale at some point in the future.

I choose A. Will there be a plat sale this thanksgiving/black friday

[Cinco]

[Outside - Hyper Street]
“Hey! Cinco!” You lift your question in a full-voice scream as the Alien Horde overtakes you...
As the horde rain electric death upon you both you see in his eyes: a mind forever gone.

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