Even Bosses Get Lonely, Too Contest

[CanonicalKoi]

A new contest area demands.....a new contest! So....

Bosses Get Lonely, Too

Over the past few weeks of doing my best to slaughter them, I’ve had a chance to get to know the bosses of SL. They’re multi-faceted, multi-talented individuals with one thing in common (besides a screaming case of the crankies)--they’re lonely! Poor guys/girls/machines/whatever! And they need your help to find that special someone and (finally!) get themselves a date.

How to Enter

Post your entry in the following format:

Name (That’s the name of your char that you want to receive the prize should you win)
Guild (If you’d like that to appear)

Boss: (Which boss you’re writing this for)
Age: (Boss’ age. It’s okay if they fib a little one way or the other)
Occupation: (What does the boss do to pay the bills?)
Hobbies: (Even evil overlords need a break now and then)
Dream Date: (Describe what the boss would see as a perfect date)

So.......something like this:

Name: CanonicalKoi
Guild: The Unguild

Boss: Mysterious Figure
Age: 38. No? Um...43. Alright, alright, I’m 138. Fine. But I can pass for younger in dim light.
Occupation: Professional belly-dancer
Hobbies: Mixed Martial Arts, sorcery and crochet. I also collect Spode teapots and cozy bathrobes.
Dream Date: A tour of the wine country, followed by a long walk on the beach. Then maybe a little light mayhem and Commando-slapping, followed by a stop at my favorite restaurant for a piece of carrot cake and then a glass of fine Merlot by a roaring fire of burning Ops to round out the evening.

Rules

1. Deadline: Monday, November 21st at 11:59pm PST (that’s west coast US time or GMT -8).
2. You must abide by Spacetime Studios’ ToS.
3. You must be a registered Spacetime Studios forums user to participate.
4. One entry per account. Entries must be submitted via this thread. If you submit any additional entries only the first entry will be considered.
5. No submitting a second or multiple entries under alts. If I find out, not only will my heart be broken, but I’ll disqualify you. Don’t break my heart.
6. One boss per entry. Sure, doing a bunch would be fun, but pick one boss and stick with it. Do your best job for him/her/it. Same deal as rule 4 - if you submit one entry, but you wrote up the Miner, Lesley Swipes and the Mysterious Figure, only the first one in the post will count.
7. Keep it clean. Really. I’m serious about that.

Winners will be posted on the forum, will be PMed in the forum and I will add them on Rauen in-game to advise them to come get their prize. Winners will be posted as soon as the judges come to a consensus.

Judges

Your stunningly good-looking judging panel is (in alphabetical order):
Bodmaster
Ebalere
Javier995

Prizes

(First, go back up and read the rules. I know you just skipped ahead to see if it was worth your while. )

1st Place: 50,000 credits plus lvl 30 Custom Chromaweave Op set
2nd Place: 30,000 credits
3rd Place: 20,000 credits

(With enormous gratitude to Silentarrow (aka Silent...I have your PvP phrase engraved in my head now. ) for his very kind donation of the Custom Op set to the prize pool.)

[Tvis]

Name: Tvis

Boss: Director Bot
Age: 44.... and a half
Occupation: Part-time Movie Director and Part-Time Sleep Walker
Hobbies: Movies, Hanging upside down, Banging pots and pans
Perfect Date: Going to a movie (of course)... actually a drive in movie... in Paris. Shortly after, go to the park.... skipping. Spin in circles unil I can't remember my name, my date's name, or where I'm at. Walk around until sunrise when I realize what happened the night before.

[Ebalere]

I'd be glad to judge for ya Koi!

[Skeletonlord]

Name: skeletonlord
Guild: squadrons of legends

Boss: hacked out loader
Bosses age: 126
Occupation: Works in Tesco
Hobbies: gaming and music
Dream Date: A stroll down Ucs blackstar and a lovely picnic Of sandwiches and chicken drumsticks. Finish with music sung by TheBlackstarBand.

[Sassinya]

Name: Sassinya
Guild: Dead Shot Mafia

Boss: Red Beard McGrieg
Age: I was 35 on the last birthday that I can remember! What a party that was!! It's been almost a century and I still can't stand the smell of SpaceRum!

Occupation: Pirate, duh, Winning!!!
Hobbies: Training dogs!! Perhaps you've heard of my champion? Taking things that don't belong to me and stowing them away like I'm trying to protect myself from ever suffering a loss again! Cross stitching, fishing, playing MMORPG's (right now I'm so into this one called Pocket Legends that I sometimes forget to feed the dogs, sorry they're so grumpy), and reading (I love a good whodunit!)
Seeking: A companion who loves dogs, long walks in storage bays, starlit raids and can cook!
Ideal Date: A nice quiet dinner followed by an action packed movie afterwards we'll go raid a defenseless cargo vessel full of chew toys. I'll hold you close while you run your fingers through my red beard and whisper sweetly the fastest ways to gut an Engineer!
If you like Pina Colada's and gettting caught in the rain, if you're not into health food and hate the taste of champagne, select me and we'll rule the Red Sun System together!!

[CanonicalKoi]

Woot! Thanks, Eb!

[SUPAPRODIGY]

Reserved?

[TheChairmaker]

Name: Demeisen
Guild: Dark Legion
Boss: Guardian
Age: 666
Occupation: Secret Cycorp CEO
Hobbies: Whittling, eating cake, watching movies all alone, and a bit of light swimming every so often. Furthermore...I have a confession. I let a load of these Vular get dropped on Numa, the big beige ones? Yeah. Sorry about that. I'll go beat them up now.
Seeking: A companion who's not afraid of a strong man, enjoys long starlit vigils over forgotten desert tombs, and also finds chick flicks (there, I said it) the best movies ever.
Dream date: A stroll round Numa Prime, so I can point out all the interesting features and also show off my martial prowess, followed by a movie at Cycorp's private 3D IMAX screen. Obviously, the film would be Mamma Mia.

[Garvhoz]

Name:Garvhoz

Guild:Born to kill

Boss:Guardian
Age: 2573
Occupation:Tax collector
Hobbies: Playing with his sun sprites,shooting laser beams into the ski and stomping on humans that dont pay the tax
Dream date: A nice dinner at the "Ruin's restruant" followed by dancing his fire dance and finally ending the night with star watching in the nice cool sand lands

[javier995]

Whoot I'm a judge. Try and make me laugh i dare ya ;D

[starsavior]

Reserved

[Deathsminion]

Name: deathsminion
Guild: dark legion

Boss: Dos
Age: 43 years 7 months 23 days 8 hours 42 minutes and 12 seconds
Occupation: body guard to mysterious figure
Hobbies: hang around with the other guards... Go to the pub... Playing squash... And most importantly dancing the tango.
Dream date: with a vular girl doing the tango at his favorite resteraunt... Kfc then after the dance having a family sized box of bonless chicken and 6 pints of coke. Then running away at the site of the bill... Never seing the girl again.

[Defyduck]

Name:Defyduck

Boss:Miner McGuirk
Age:Don't Remember
Occupation:Babysitter of small squids
Hobbies:Destroying Earth,Making faces,Snoring while sleeping,Eating
Dream Date:A girl(not older than me),not having any squids,in rockfall caves of Delta 7.

[Slant]

Lol! this is a very funny contest haha thx for hosting one

Name Slant

Boss: Miner McGuirk
Age: 8 months (in Delta years)
Occupation: Miner / Secksy Vular Chaser
Hobbies: Servicing big guns, cleaning hammer, looking after pet squid
Dream Date: engies, preferabbly two, maybe a commando is fine too, Id like a group of three, but solo will just about do. Must enjoy being beaten repeatedly with my huge hammer. I dont like running around too much, so preferably someone who just stands in one place.

[Olz]

name: Olz
guild: V for Vendetta

NAME: Whacked out juicer

AGE: 36. maybe 37

OCCUPATION: Bar Man

HOBBIES: Drinking, fighting (that's y he's a dumb he got hit in the head a bit to hard).

DREAM DATE: Sitting in his dirty pub drinking juice and BURNING THE FURNITURE!.......Then a nice relaxing walk in the blackstar.

[Barrington]

Name Barrington
Guild Soldiers Of Fortune

Boss: Vular ticker
Age: 64 (in alien bug years)
Occupation: sneaky alien bug ninja (that never appears when you need him too)
Hobbies: Macrame, making pictures with pieces of macaroni
Dream Date: ​a hike into the forest where no one else is around followed by a lovely dinner, of you

[Epic Unicorns!]

Name: Epicunicorns

Boss: Miner McGurk (Misspelled)
Age: 65
Occupation: Evil miner
Hobbies: breaking Vular eggs, eating poor engis that want to help, trying to find away out of the mine
Dream Date: A lovely picknik under the stars, feasting on some crunchy engis and fried Vular eggs. After the meal, he enjoys a long walk while fighting off silly commandos that want to kill him, yelling, "No back armor for you!"

[CanonicalKoi]

Ooooh! Looking good so far, guys! I still need a judge, so if you're not going to enter, have a sense of humor and would be interested in a position low in pay (i.e. none), but ever-so high in prestige *cough*, let me know.

[Ebalere]

Ooooh! Looking good so far, guys! I still need a judge, so if you're not going to enter, have a sense of humor and would be interested in a position low in pay (i.e. none), but ever-so high in prestige *cough*, let me know.

LOL!

All great entries so far guys, this will be a tough one to judge!

[CanonicalKoi]

With Bod bravely stepping up to the line, we have our three judges--fair-minded, all blindingly handsome and all possessed of truly wicked senses of humor. Thanks guys!