But not entirely free
Give us something that no amount of platinum can acquire
Something truly unique and all powerful
One weapon to rule all the noobs and in the darkness slime them
Something to melt that which cannot even be melted with the dankest of memes
Not a vanity
Or an accessory
Or a sweet *** hat 🎩
Give us a new weapon that only the worthiest of us might one day acquire with a time limit on how long it may be possessed before being whimsically whisked away to the next wayward warrior of fortune.
Give us something that will make even my substantial muscles quiver in fear of its might.
Your challenge to do right by the plat-less players has been issued, honorable STS developers.
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