But not entirely free

Give us something that no amount of platinum can acquire

Something truly unique and all powerful

One weapon to rule all the noobs and in the darkness slime them

Something to melt that which cannot even be melted with the dankest of memes

Not a vanity

Or an accessory

Or a sweet *** hat 🎩

Give us a new weapon that only the worthiest of us might one day acquire with a time limit on how long it may be possessed before being whimsically whisked away to the next wayward warrior of fortune.

Give us something that will make even my substantial muscles quiver in fear of its might.

Your challenge to do right by the plat-less players has been issued, honorable STS developers.