How to become the Chicken Class: GUIDE

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First off, you must act like a chicken. Some examples of what you should do:

• Hide right outside the boss room and let your team take his health down to 1%. Then run in pretending you helped a lot
• NEVER LEAD THE GROUP! In fact stay at the entrance till all the mobs on the path to the boss are dead. Then complete step 1 at the bosses front porch.
• Don't use elixirs, they can change your DNA and hormones, risking a mutation when you become a chicken. You might end up with 6 extra wings.
• In PvP, always rush and attack those who are afk. When they come back to the game, leave immediately.
• NEVER used the auction. You might not sell, thus losing money you deposited.
• If you die by accident by the boss, don't revive, wait till the boss is dead. A chicken like you wouldn't want another death, right?
• Don't forget to show of your Kill/Death Ratio of ummm 0!
• Chicken must never eat Chicken.

Some new skills you learn consist of:

Wing-a-bucket- The Chicken blinds the enemy with a used oily chicken wing bucket by tossing on top of their head. The enemy is then stunned and sufferers 500 damage per sec from the foul smell.

The chicken then runs away.

Peg-an-EGG- Uses an Electronic Eye-Opening Godzilla to crush enemy bones, leaving them knocked out till they are killed.

The chicken then runs away.

Cock-a-doodle-doo- Even though this is what roosters screech, the chicken class is very advanced and has learned a few more tricks. When activated, this skill shatters enemy ear-drums and eye-balls, leaving them confused and disabled.

The chicken then runs away.

These are just a few of the dozen of new skills for the Chicken Class.


After about 5 days of doing this consistently, your Bird should look a little like this: