Ok, well, the thread is as the title suggests.
POST A JOKE! It doesnt matter if it's funny... and, just one rule: Not too many memes. I dont want the thread to look like any wall in the ghetto before "Graffiti Cleaning Day".
Jokes...
Ok, well, the thread is as the title suggests.
POST A JOKE! It doesnt matter if it's funny... and, just one rule: Not too many memes. I dont want the thread to look like any wall in the ghetto before "Graffiti Cleaning Day".
Mine are all bad. so i cant ask samhayne Lol .
SupaProdigy level 32 operative SpaceReaper level 12 .Beastrocity lvl 63
Supaprodigy level 56 bird Toquickforu level 60 Paladin! Top Shot Mafia. Empty-Space
Oh jeez I sense some sparkles headin this way.
Anyway heres my joke:
What do you call a person with no legs and no arms who is drowning?
Nothing, that person needs help!
"Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?" - The King of Pop, Michael Jackson
Down With the Rep
So there were these 3 guys stuck on an island. In order to get back home they had to swim 4 miles. The first guy tried but drowned at 3 miles and the second guy drowned at 1.5 miles. The third guy swam 2 miles, but got tired and swam back to the island
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There once was a dog called bubblegum, he fell and got stuck.
Haha idk any...
DL: Saool [Eternally Undead Officer of C.V.G.]
There were these 3 people in an airplane. The first person took a bite of an apple and said it was too crunchy and threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a banana and said it was too squishy and threw it out the window. The third person tried to bite a grenade and said it was too hard and threw it out the window. So when they landed they found a boy crying. They said," why are you crying?". The boy said an apple fell out of the sky and killed his doggie. Next they found a girl crying. They asked," why are you crying?". She said a banana fell out of the sky and her mom slipped on it and is unconscious. Lastly they found a woman laughing really hard. They said," why are you laughing?". She said, "I farted and a building behind me blew up!".
The end
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NeW InVeNtIoN!!!
emo grass.
Grass that cuts itself so you don't have to!!
Kaytar
That is so messed up XD
Jesus walked on water but Chuck Norris swam through land.
can we do blonde Jokes?
SupaProdigy level 32 operative SpaceReaper level 12 .Beastrocity lvl 63
Supaprodigy level 56 bird Toquickforu level 60 Paladin! Top Shot Mafia. Empty-Space
I have so many raunchy jokes.. Haha oh well. Some kinda mean, but still not too horrid ones.
A baby seal walks into a club.
A fish swims into a wall and says "Dam!".
How can you tell if it's really cold out? If a lawyer has his hands in his own pockets.
I married miss right, I just didn't know her first name was always.
Kinda lame, but I hope ya enjoyed them.
If so I've got about a million.Originally Posted by SUPAPRODIGY
STS :-D there's A big joke.
Piosion lol your airplane joke is one of the best.
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