Mummy Loves You! - Submit your catchphrases for a chance to win free plat and Shield

[Cowgirl]

Grrr arg: "You mad bro?"

[Buubuuftw]

Bows: No I am in no way related to those zombies out in Forest Haven! I don't even like brains, I'm a mummy! Besides, I'm on a strict sand-only diet!

Green Guy: I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them in a tomb, I will not eat them with a side of doom!

Grrr arg: Don't get me wrong, I'm ready to pounce! GRRR ARG!

Mace: Well, its a long story what happened to my nose and arm. Lets just say... Gurgox...

No Eyes: Wanna know how I won the 2012 Hide-and-Seek World Championships? I didn't.

Tongue: Hey No Eyes can you pass the ketchup, these fries are bland. Oh yes I forgot, your No Eyes...

Wraps: Don't bother me now guys, I had a bad day at work.

Good luck to everyone else!!1

[Draopwnzall]

Bows:
-"Like my wittle bow?"
-"Nom nom nom nom nom!"
-"Well doctor, I am having trouble grasping things with my left hand."
-"I'm cookoo for Flesh-o-Puffs!"
-"Step 3 of the hot girl hand book is to cock your hip to the left."
-"Cause this is thriller, thriller night"
-"Put your hands out where I can see 'em!"

Green Guy:
-"Can I borrow your nail clippers?"
-"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
-"I told you the optometrist dilated my eyes too much"
-"Have you seen my baby? My poor baby!"

Grr arg:
-'We want YOU to join the Undead Army"
-"Hey there. Come here often?"
-*Walks out of bathroom stall*"Why are you all pointing at my foot?"
-"I love this new crimson red nail polish!"

Mace:
-"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the elbow"
-"Honey, I told you life alert was a good idea"
-"Pass...(gasp)..me...(gasp)..my...(gasp).. inhaler."
-"My real name...is...Voldemort!"
-"Can I borrow a tissue? I think I'm gonna *Achuuuuu!*"
-"I'll chase you through the yard, and all throught the house into the dark. Oh Iiii, want to steal your har-art, and eat your brains."

No Eyes:
-"Shot put is my new favorite sport!"
-"Think fast!"
-"Where's my glasses?"
-"You ask why I wear contacts? Well the glasses I wanted were out of stock."

Tongue:
-"Got ribs?"
-"Lookin' like a fool, wit' ma' pants on da' ground."

Wrap:
-"Hey Becka, do you think I'm annoxeric?"
-"Betcha can't shoot lasers out of your eyes"
-"I whip my wraps back and forth, I whip my wraps back and forth!"

Why you gotta be so educated WE? D:

[WoundedEagle]

Why you gotta be so educated WE? D:

Just random thoughts :P

[Matutd]

Bows - when I was younger, mummy always put my hair in a bow
- bow?!? they had to give me a wimpy name
- bows? Yeah well atleast I'm not called matutd! I cant even pronounce that thing!
- I'm bows, yeah I know what ur thinking.. And you are right... Wait u weren't thinking of how gorgeous I look

Green - I'm a lean, green brain eating machi... Errrm mummy
- do these bandages make my butt look big?
- every now and then I like to think, "when is everyone else gonna turn green?"
- you wouldn't believe how great that cosmetic surgery worked... Now I'm sexy!

Grr - grrr.... I could crush a grape!
- argh... I.. Just.. Can't.. Reach.. That.. Itch!
- you think you're angry? Try living in a pyramid for 2,000 years
- they taste grrrrreat! What do u mean, somebody already stole that catchphrase?

Mace - this MAYce look funny, but my mummy says I'm speshul!
- listen here double oh seven, this may look like a normal arm... Whaddya mean it doesn't look normal!!???!!
- MAYce the force be with you, young mummy Jedi

No eyes - my senses greatly increased due to the lack of my sight, so... Ewww who did that?!?
- just because I have no eyes doesn't mean I can't see you.. No wait, yes it does
- I bet my friends look like idiots
- I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to show his face!

Tongue - omnomnom I love when people throw left overs on the floor
- and if you look closely, I can come over my toe hairs... Just.. Like.. That!
- I didnt intend to lick you, I promise!
- well... Pulling my tongue wasn't the best idea after all... U owe me 10 bucks! ^_^

Wraps - NO! My name isn't fajita!
- I move my bandages to the left, then swing em to the right, I never stop rapping day or night!
- you don't like my music? What do you expect from a one man band-age
- you couldn't be bothered to finish wrapping me up properly? Thx bro -.-

[Unclechin]

No Eyes: Ayo Wraps you are one ugly mummy
Wraps:How You Know? you can't see anything
No Eyes:I can smell you. You smell Like death and death is ugly bro!
Wraps:*silent*....
No Eyes:I was kidding. Dont get your wraps in a bunch

Sorry read it wrong but I'ma leave it lmao

No Eyes:Turn On The Lights, I can't see

[Draopwnzall]

@WE, hehe, I've wanted one since I first saw it. Im a PL lover!

[Imacoolbirdd]

Mace- "WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME?!"
"uhh...i think i need ligaments.."
"i think heard a crack"

Grr arg- "should i stop peeling oranges?"
"wise guy eh?! Put em upp!"

Tounge- "i wish i had taste buds...my teeth look like corn"

No eyes- " i cant see without my glasses!!"
"why did i get laser surgery...?

Green guy- "do the*clap clap* mummy dance!"

[Buubuuftw]

@WE, hehe, I've wanted one since I first saw it. Im a PL lover!

Im sure we all want one. Get in line buddy! =D

[Hankomachos]

No eyes: I used to be able to see, then I took an arrow to the eye.

Tounge: I don't always lick things, but when I do, I prefer to use my tounge.

[Matutd]

Im sure we all want one. Get in line buddy! =D

Lmao, I came runner up to one before I gotta get one this time! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
On a serious note.. Good luck everyone

[WoundedEagle]

I like my most recent one for No Eyes the best.

[Nick41324]

Bows: "BRAINS"

Green Guy: "BRAINS"

Grrr Arg: "BRAINS"

Mace: "BRAINS"

No Eyes: "BRAINS"

Tongue: "BRAINS"

Wraps: "BRAINS"

I have wanted a Pl shield for a long time.

Well... as you can see by my submission, all 10 of the shields are mine. sorry

[RBeltran]

Green Guy: Who are these kids and why are they calling me mommy?

Mace: Ok folks, that's a wrap!

[Ebalere]

Here are my entries


Bows: "Mummy never loved me!!"
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Green Guy: "I'll get the #3 with extra large fries, and a extra large diet MummyDew, I'm trying to watch my figure"
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Mace: "Being at an arm's reach doesn't mean much to me"
"I can't feel my fingers!"
"Ready for a *swinging* good time?"
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No Eyes: "Someone point me towards Alien Oasis please?"
"Alright good joke guys.. now give them back!"
"Anyone need a blind date?!"
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Tongue: "Too much hotsauce! Yeck!"
"*sluuurp* Who wrapped my tongue!?"
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Wraps: "Don't step on my wraps!"
"Being a Mummy is a drag.."
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[VVammothehammo]

Green guy: I iz gween I doesnt likes u!!!!!

[Buubuuftw]

Lmao, I came runner up to one before I gotta get one this time! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
On a serious note.. Good luck everyone

Not unless I beat you to it! *runs like a 7 year old*

Green Guy: Who are these kids and why are they calling me mommy?

Oww, MOMMY I TRIPPED ON THE SWINGSET! *Sniffle*

[Ebalere]

Bows: "BRAINS"

Green Guy: "BRAINS"

Grrr Arg: "BRAINS"

Mace: "BRAINS"

No Eyes: "BRAINS"

Tongue: "BRAINS"

Wraps: "BRAINS"


Well... as you can see by my submission, all 10 of the shields are mine. sorry

Why does everyone think mummies want brains? I think y'all are thinking about zombies.

[Matutd]

Not unless I beat you to it! *runs like a 7 year old*

*laughs at buubuu as he trips over a rock* slow and steady wins the race, my friend ;P

[Buubuuftw]

*laughs at buubuu as he trips over a rock* slow and steady wins the race, my friend ;P

Oh well, I guess slow and steady really does win the race! *audience cheers before credits roll*