Why YOU should play mage

[Befs]

I've been seeing some negativity among mages recently, especially after the great sorcerer slaughter of 2020 (battle royale). I figured I'd take the time to throw together a quick yet comprehensive list of ten reasons why YOU should nott be playing any class but mage, and why it is unequivocally the best class in the game.

1. You're blue (da ba dee da ba daa)

2. You're a top 3 class in the game in every category (dps, armor, height, etc.)

3. Lowest score required to be on top player LB

4. Save money on mana potions (who doesn't like saving gold)

5. You're a wizard (secret Hogwarts expansion / Harry Potter crossover fanfiction?)

6. Cheaper than rogue

7. You can attack a lot of enemies at once
*Disclaimer* Not effective against bosses or in maps with low mob density

8. sTuNnY sTuN sTun
*Disclaimer* Also not effective against bosses or in certain maps

9. If you play hardcore you can get AP's for your tank and rogue!

10. [Redacted as per request of the government of Monaco]