We are easily able to overcome the alliance of dorittos and nacho cheese; however, the triumverant of dorritos, nacho cheese, and poo is greater than we are. We accept your terms of surrender. This will leave you with only poo covered cheesy snacks. If you attempt to clean any poo off your remaining members we consider the truce broken and will come in and munch on them until our tummies are full, we have dorrito breath and crums cover our bloated bellies.
Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.
Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"
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