Alliance between <Doritos> and <Nacho cheese dip>

[wvhills]

We don't want to keep our poocovered comrads. I will give u the poocovered since in our terms of surrender there were no sidenotes which type of dorritos I am turning over to u.

If u refuse my offer my unlimited army of Poorritos come after ur people.

Those terms are unacceptable. Since we are unable to reach an accord our war will rage on. Remember, "your white flags are no match for our muskets!"

[dudetus]

Those terms are unacceptable. Since we are unable to reach an accord our war will rage on. Remember, "your white flags are no match for our muskets!"

Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.

Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"

wait what?

[StompArtist]

Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.

Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"

wait what?

We of Salt & Vinegar have now been assimilated in Lord Robert's forces and will destroy any taste you throw his way. Resistance is futile.